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Three knocks sounded on the door. Cullen barely had enough time to look up before it was thrown open, and he would’ve been more upset at the way his quarters were invaded if it wasn’t the Inquisitor who walked in next. He jumped up hastily, nearly knocking over a bottle of ink onto the maps he’d been studying, but he caught it just in time.
“You’re back!” he exclaimed, hurrying around his desk to greet her. “How was it?”
She quirked an eyebrow as she shut the door behind her. “You’re asking how the Deep Roads were? Deep. And full of darkspawn.”
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The Inquisitor returns from the Deep Roads and Frostback Basin. Now all Cullen has to do is keep her from her leveling the Grand Cathedral.
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- Part 2 of if not by faith, then by the sword
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The band of surprisingly nimble-fingered drunkards behind them apparently got their act together, and decided to start their portion of the evening with a long, raspy bellow. It took about two lines for every drunk Fereldan in the room to recognize the old tune — a naughty little ditty about all the different ways Ferelden could think to tell its Orlesian oppressors to go suck eggs. Hawke sang along, at the start. The first time she tripped up on the words, she blamed the booze. The second, though … it dawned on her that some of the words were simply different from what she’d learned in Lothering.
Funny, how quickly a room full of people could start to feel like the loneliest place on the continent. After all, there was a chance that she was the only one left who remembered that southern song at all.
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Crookshanks? More like Cockblockshanks by iwasbotwp for ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2023
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Draco has a clear goal in mind. But Crookshanks always seems to be there to ruin it. Except the one time when maybe he isn't going to.
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Yours, Inevitably by ChaosAndCrumpets for ellieauthor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2023
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Draco Malfoy is Hermione Granger's soulmate.
Allegedly.
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A fortnight before Halloween, Hermione Granger receives two letters, one invites her to the famously exclusive Hallowe'en Dinner at Malfoy Manor, the other is a death threat saying she will die on Halloween at the stroke of midnight.
Naturally, Hermione Granger does whatever she damn well pleases, and at first, the Malfoy Hallowe'en celebrations seem to go according to plan. But then something goes horribly awry...
Written for the DFF Halloween Clue/Mystery Competition:
***Runner Up Overall Favourite*** ***Winner Best Use of Clue Theme*** ***Winner Best Use of Weapon or Spell***
***Finalist Witty Witch in the Granger Enchanted Survivors Awards 2019***