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Hermione receives a memory vial from her stalker, and is both horrified and turned on by the contents.
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Hermione Granger was lonely- yes, she was also jaded, and a little bitter - but mainly, she was tired. Tired from the war. Tired from her efforts; at maintaining friendships, at being the smartest in the room, at trying to find someone to love her, tired of thinking and worrying about every little thing.
When Kingsley Shacklebolt informed her that he planned to introduce a Marriage Law with her and Draco Malfoy as the poster-couple, she hadn’t really cared. Hadn’t fought it. Hadn’t even bothered to read the contract the Malfoy family lawyers had sent over. Perhaps she should have, she realized, when she found herself in Lucius Malfoy’s bedchamber the first night of her Honeymoon.
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Sweet Treats & (Accidental) Sex Parties by MomCar for Midnight_shooting_Star
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29 Jun 2026
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When Theodore Nott stumbles across the Restricted Section of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes, he has no idea that his housewarming party is about to turn into a kinky little sex den.
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“Name four things you can touch,” the ghost-like memory of her mother whispered in her ear.
Ashes; scattering in the wind. She hoped they’d find a better resting place than this.
Harry’s glasses; cracked and broken and useless to a dead man anyway.
Ron’s sweater; tattered and worn, the golden R still visible against the faded maroon background.
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Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Kingsley Shacklebolt requests Hermione Granger’s help with the low birth rate epidemic. After a thorough review of past research and literature, she presents her research question to Shacklebolt: Can semen samples of pureblooded males under the influence of libido increasing pharmaceuticals be used to create a fertility enhancing drug? Otherwise known as the story of how Draco Malfoy discovered he has a breeding kink, or more specifically: a Hermione-Granger-degrading-him-while-milking-him kink.
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Draco felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. While that disturbed him to no end, what really disgusted him was the fact that something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
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01 Jul 2024
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Hermione instinctively takes a step back. “What are you doing here, Malfoy?”
“It was you this whole time?” Rage deepens his voice. “Are you fucking kidding?”
“What?” Her head begins to feel light and woozy. The eucalyptus scent. It’s him. It’s Malfoy, not the old tenant.
Oh no. She raises her hands to cover her mouth and nose, her fingers cold and shaking.
“You’re not—”
“You can’t—”
They speak and stop at the same time. His lips thin and his pupils have blown his grey eyes to black. Neither makes a move to say anything again, instead measuring each other from the safety of their respective doorsteps.
It’s been years since she’s seen him, and it’s awful how good he looks. And smells.
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit. He’s an Alpha? And her neighbour? Gods, this can’t get any worse.
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29 Jun 2024
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Hours after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione presents as a rare true Omega, unwittingly attracting the base desires of one of the most powerful true Alphas in the Wizarding World--Lucius Abraxas Malfoy. But what should have been nothing more than an isolated incident of animalistic urges soon becomes a sinister game of predator and prey as the dark wizard grows dangerously obsessed with the young muggleborn witch. No matter how far she runs, he will have her, no matter what--or who--stands in his way.
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26 May 2024
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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23 May 2024
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Tired of being lonely and desperate to do something about it, Hermione attends a literal blind date and meets none other than Draco Malfoy. Curious, she sleeps with him after he refuses to let her say her name, and then vanishes the morning after.
When she seeks Draco out and he denies spending the night with her, her quest to find the Draco who confessed his love for her begins. How many Dracos will she meet in her search for the one who started it all?
Armed only with her broken Time Turner, wand, and wits, she faces a difficult question: is he the right one?
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Please be kind. I wrote this at every possible moment because it constantly lived in my brain. I have a full time job. This wasn't beta read. Relax and enjoy the story.
Chapters are very short!
I tried no plot, just vibes.
One Whole is now complete.
My pronouns are they/them/theirs 🖤 this is a safe space 🖤Series
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