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    This is the Place to Affix the Stamp by

    Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

    11 Apr 2026

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    For the sake of bullshit government efficiency, countless American federal workers are let go from their jobs in the summer of 2025. It was only a matter of time before the Department of National Identity was hit, as no one knows what they actually do. Who would have thought this would set off a chain reaction leading to the reveal of... immortal personified country people who walk among us.

    This is a story about government corruption, personal liberty, the power of collective strength, caring for your neighbor, and loving one another without giving a damn who sees it. Also, the Stamp Act of 1765.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    can people untie themselves, uncurling like flowers by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    19 Aug 2020

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    "Are you alright?" Jiang Cheng asks. "What happened?"

    "Jiujiu!" Jin Ling says, his voice panicked. "Jiujiu, it's Wei Wuxian! He's hurt!"

    Jiang Cheng freezes.

    Wei Wuxian gets hurt on a night hunt. Jiang Cheng is displeased to find out that he's been wandering around on his own instead of living with Lan Wangji in Cloud Recesses. He ends up fixing it.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Saw My Life in a Stranger's Face by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    20 Oct 2020

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    Lan Wangji had long since stopped thinking of Wei Wuxian's body as Mo Xuanyu's. He grew used to all the ways it was different and the same from the last. But slowly, surely, now that they were comfortable, Wei Wuxian's face had begun to change again. The lines of his jaw became a slightly smudged drawing. Not all together unfamiliar, just enough that Lan Wangji second-guessed his own memory. There was one night Lan Wangji came home to find Wei Wuxian's eyes had changed color. He woke one morning and was taller, his silhouette stretching and growing like a shadow cast against the wall.

    His smile was the same. The way he pouted, and slept in, the way he kissed. His terrible jokes. Lan Wangji would get used to a new face too if the husband was still the same.

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    Or, the one where Wei Wuxian's face begins to change to look like his original body. It isn't easy on anyone. But it isn't so bad, either.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Time, Time, Time by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    17 Sep 2023

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    “So, what is Poor-gege doing here?”

    Lan Jingyi almost smacks into the ground with the way he trips over his feet.

    “Uhm—! Excuse me?? Poor!”

    “Stop being so clumsy, Poor-gege,” A-Yuan huffs as he impatiently tugs at Jingyi’s hand.

    Lan Jingyi relents himself to being dragged again, however not without narrowing his eyes at the little boy.

    “Just because I’m not your Rich-gege doesn’t mean I’m poor,” he mumbles under his breath.

    A-Yuan gives a shrug and hums noncommittally,

    “If Poor-gege says so.”

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    Or the juniors travel back in time and meet people they never had a chance to

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    12 Apr 2026

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    All American Cooking by

    Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers  

    13 Jan 2023

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    The nation personification of America has his own cooking Youtube channel, and the citizens of the world are obsessed. Canada was going to stay away, but he’s been featured there so often now, it’s kind of become a habit. A bad habit.

     

    Oneshot (a collection of snippets, really), NA bros goodness; mild past-NedCan.

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    04 Feb 2026