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    Slice of life Coltland Twins Bloodymary AU! No astrophage. No Hail Mary. Human Rocky and Adrian will be introduced later!

    Ryland Grace is still a teacher at Grover Cleveland Middle School in San Francisco. Simon in the Uncle of one of his students. They meet at the same time as Colt comes back into his life, those things are not independent of each other.
    Hope you're ready for this ride because it's...rocky. lol.

    Simon grew up in a death cult and his backstory will be discussed in depth, including the torture he was subjected to.
    Colt and Ryland had an abusive father as well, so read at your own risk!

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    29 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    “Are you family?”

    “I’m–” he isn’t. Derek is just someone he once met. Just someone Avery barely knows. Derek is just someone who saved his life and someone who decided Avery was worth more than his own life. But Avery can’t come up with something good to lie to the paramedic’s piercing gaze. “I’m–”

    “His boyfriend?” The paramedic asks, a glint in his eye telling Avery that he understands the situation and that he’ll cover for the lie. Avery nods, swallowing hard, and enters the ambulance.

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    After the events of DAWTDE, Avery finally finds Derek alive. The King is gone, and for the first time, Avery thinks he and Derek may rest. But between fragile smiles and blushes, it becomes clear one does not need to exist in order to haunt the narrative.

    What happens when you're the horror?

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    Updates on Saturdays!

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    30 Jun 2026

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    “I don’t一” Simon’s voice is soft and broken and he hates it, he hates the fear permeating his entire body. “I don’t want you to be a hallucination.”

    Grace’s faint mumbles and a strange whistling voice die down. Then Grace says, “This is real. It’s real, and we’re getting you out. I promise.”

    Simon closes his eyes. He breathes out.

    “My name,” he says. His voice is rough with unshed tears. “My name is Simon.”

    “Nice to meet you, Simon. Hang tight. We’ll be there soon.”
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    Simon is rescued from the blood ocean by a stranger who calls himself a scientist, who claims to be on his way to an alien planet called Erid. Aboard the Hail Mary, Simon has to contend with the fact that dimensional travel maybe exists, living on a space ship, and somehow surviving the struggles of deep space—all while maybe falling in love with the strange man with blue eyes.

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    25 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    Avery dies in the game, but in real life, he's very much alive. And very much going to find Derek, and save him

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    25 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Oomfs, you don't know me...

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    What if luck was on Avery's side for once?
    Even through the noise that the fireworks made, his mind couldn't quiet the idea that D3rlord3 was somewhere near to be found. And that he would find him.

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    25 Jun 2026