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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    One night, Azrphl meets a competent caveman from the southern tribes.
    Cultural confusion ensues.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Funniest fic I've ever read, 10/10, reread required

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    Aziraphale is the Prince of England.

    Crowley's a bartender.

    It was supposed to be a one and done deal, that's what Aziraphale signed up for.

    But things are never that simple.

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    14 Apr 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    Aziraphale is the keeper of a lighthouse that rises above Hell’s Gate, a treacherous passage in the Great Lakes. Following an eerie séance and the arrival of a handsome, mysterious stranger, his solitary life is upended as strange and ominous things begin to happen…

    Struggling to hold on to reason as the winter ice sets in, Aziraphale is drawn deeper into a tangled web of passion, fate, and the inexplicable.

    “Stay a while longer,” Aziraphale urges softly.

    Crowley meets his eyes again. “You’re very kind.” He slides his fingers past Aziraphale’s palm to stroke the base of his wrist. “But I’m not a nice man.”

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    21 Dec 2024

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    Creepy goodness.

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    “Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?

    Now also available as a podfic from Literarion

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    09 Dec 2024

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    Aziraphale Fell is bone-achingly lonely. He has his collection of curious, old books and enough money to live quite comfortably for the rest of his life without earning another quid. But no one truly knows him, and he spends most days wrestling with the uneasy sensation of being a fraud in his own story. It’s desperation that drives him to hire an escort on his birthday, hoping to happily exist as himself for just one night.

    Anthony Crowley shed his blue-blood life like a too-tight skin. He’s living by his own rules, fixing motorbikes and making money as an escort…which suits him perfectly, except for when he’s feeling terribly alone. One night there’s a call out of the blue. The voice on the other end is prim and fumbling, asking him if he’d like to meet up…just for the evening, money is not a problem. And Crowley can’t help but be very, very intrigued.

    A Pretty Woman retelling, but make it ineffable.

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    24 Oct 2024