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After the end of the end of the world, Jon and Martin end up in the same place the Entities do—which is to say, everywhere. The problem is, they’ve never been everywhere before, and it’s not as easy as it looks. While they would very much like to help the innumerable worlds that they doomed to the predation of the Dread Powers, they don’t have much practice at influencing reality through spooky books, monsters, or spacetime manipulation. That doesn’t mean they don’t try their best.
Elsewhere, in one of these innumerable worlds, Jon finds a book. It tells him to fall in love, and also, to invest in a cement mixer.
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Frankie Mayfield wakes up in a body that isn’t hers, in a world where superheroes are real and total sociopaths. She’s got powers that belong to someone with actual morals (read: not her), no idea how she got here, and a front-row seat to the absolute trainwreck that is The Boys.
If she wants to survive, she’ll need to outsmart, outpower, and out-crazy the most dangerous man alive.
God-tier powers, no game plan, and Homelander on her ass.
F**k. Her. Life.
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07 Jun 2026
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Thank You For Calling Phone Owners’ Outstanding Protection (P.O.O.P.) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
27 Jun 2026
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“Thank you for calling Phone Owners’ Outstanding Protection!” Martin announces, in his brightest, chirpiest voice. “My name is Martin! How can I help you today?”
“I broke my phone,” the caller says.
Martin’s heart sinks. Just his luck to get a claim right when he’s supposed to be going home, and this caller sounds like the kind of person who’ll probably spend ages going over everything in pedantic detail and demanding reassurance on a dozen points, most of which will be completely irrelevant.
Oh well. Here goes.
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What if Martin didn’t get the job at the Magnus Institute and instead ended up working for a mobile phone insurance call centre? What if Jon happened to have insurance with that same company, and kept on calling in with increasingly bizarre phone insurance claims?
aka Jon and Martin fall in love over the phone.
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26 Apr 2026
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Statement Pieces and Golden Opportunities by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
22 Jun 2026
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Penelope Margaret Parker did not like boredom.
Now, most people who somehow accidentally end up reborn as a fictional character may not find their life boring, but Penny thought that those people forgot what day-to-day life is like. So, she's bored.
Until Tony Stark crashes his way into her life roughly eight months too early by walking into her after-school retail job.
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A SI-OC into Spiderwoman who did not plan on grabbing Tony Stark's interest anytime before Civil War
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25 Mar 2026
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You Will Greet Yourself Arriving by FromAnonymousToZ for Fevris
Fandoms: Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics)
14 Dec 2025
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“I’m a girl. I used to be a boy. Guess what! I used to be a human too! Things change, Wirt! It doesn’t have to be a big deal.” Beatrice snaps, throwing her wings out.
Or: Wirt and Beatrice have a conversation about becoming in Endicott's armoire.
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