MyHatIsAlbert



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    Statistically speaking, there was a very long list on one end which Shane sat solidly at the top of. On the other end, there was a list with only one name on it.

    Shane was the best of everyone Ilya had ever fucked.

    Sasha was the best to ever fuck Ilya.

    Shane would never have gotten two Stanley Cups if he didn’t know how to pivot and change direction when needed.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    One night in August, right before Sasha heads off to boarding school for his final year, there is a moment when Ilya has him on his knees, face down, ass up, and is bending over him to tangle a hand in his dark hair. There in the half dark, mid-fuck, with Sacha’s face buried in a pillow and his cries muffled and blurred, Ilya finds himself wondering what Canadian poster boy Shane Hollander would look like underneath him like this.

    How does one evolve from a sweet, big-hearted mama's boy into Russia's Greatest Love Machine™? Words are slippery sometimes, but bodies are honest.

    A pre-canon and early canon-era character study of Ilya Rozanov, self expression through sex and intimacy, and Ilya's relationships with those caught in his orbit: Svetlana, Sasha, and Shane.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.

    Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.

    or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places.

    A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander is one of the best search and rescue specialists in North America. He doesn't do private clients. He doesn't do rich adrenaline junkies with camera crews and a death wish. He does, apparently, do forty thousand dollars when his parents need it badly enough. One week on Karanov's summit should be simple. Assess the snowpack, make the call, go home. Then the storm rolls in, the helicopter can't fly, and Shane is stuck in an eleven by nine foot ranger station with Ilya Rozanov — Olympic gold medalist, professional daredevil, and the most infuriating man Shane has ever met.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    “We will not forget this whole thing,” Ilya growled, inches from Shane’s mouth, still holding his wrist with one hand. The other slipped down Shane’s lower back, pressing them even closer together. Shane was immediately silent, eyes hazy.

    “I want this like you do, Shane. Not for internet of course. Not for anyone else. I want to take you with me…to take this…with me.” Ilya left a trail of impossibly warm, longing kisses up his jaw to his ear.

    He whispered. “Is that what you want too, Shanya?”

     

    OR: the boys make a sex tape at the cottage.
    And it’s Shane’s idea…

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    15 Jul 2026