5 Works by N0de

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    Summary

    He resisted, as he always does, to trace the base of Schlatt’s bare ring finger.

    There was a velvet box at the back of a drawer in his apartment in LA. He doesn't think about that either.

    or

    Nothing ever goes the way you wanted to. Schlatt knows Ted better than he knows himself and he knows about the goddamn ring.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,199
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    514
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    Summary

    “You’re going to come without a hand on you, Schlatt, or you're not going to come at all. Got that?”

    or

    Ted threatens to steal his clothes, Schlatt gets his back blown out, and they have sex against a wall.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,735
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,389
  3. Tags
    Summary

    “Wait-”

    ”Yes, Ted. I know.“

    ”It goes-”

    “Inside my penis, Theodore. C’mon man.”

    ___

    aka sounding fic nobody asked for

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,580
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,606
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    Summary

    “Immortality is nothing but a curse given a beautiful name.” he spat out, baring sharp teeth at the absence of his reflection in the mirror.

    “Death gives life meaning,” Schlatt said wistfully, leaning down to rest his forehead against Ted's shoulder. ”I’m lucky to have found mine.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,094
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    205
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    Summary

    Ted peels his oranges neatly. Sections coming apart cleanly, perfectly, in his hands. Ted chews on them happily.

    When Schlatt peels an orange, he tears holes in it. Ted pops in another slice and chews patiently, leaning away discreetly with a hand on an open pack of wipes off to the side, and watches Schlatt as he crushed the orange from within and squirting its juice in all directions.

    Or in which oranges are peeled and two people are loved in the way they long to be.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,436
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    666

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