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  1. Public Bookmark 33

    Heat Strokes, Questions, and a Sad One-Eyed Sheriff by

    Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types  

    20 Jul 2022

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    Sheriff Thompson is never seen without his thick leather trench coat, the barkeep Todd has always wondered why. After all, they are living in hot as hell Spitbucket USA, where the sun is beating down and barely any rain pours. Thompson still manages to get his job done however, no matter how hot it seems to get.

    Although one particularly hot day leaves Thompson worse for wear, he'd been so busy helping around town that he hadn't gotten the chance to stop by the saloon in between his tasks to refill his water canister and flask. So he passes out not two feet in front of the saloon.... Lame way to die. Thankfully, Todd was there to bring him inside and cool him down, although he is asked many questions as he's scolded by the barkeep, thankfully he's got a few of his own to fire back.

    TL;DR It's self indulgent TomTord that I've been writing for a hot minute.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    STFU why is this actually so good I need several more seasons Edward and Matthew's reactions and silly hijinks right now!!

  2. Public Bookmark 9

    Parallels by

    Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types  

    31 Dec 2020

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    In which Edd reads his ancestor’s diary once more and learns of the secret relationship between him and a certain prince.

    After Matt comes back crying because of a bad date, the two of them let out their pent up feelings towards the world. And each other. Or maybe both.

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    14 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

    The Lonesome Crowded West by

    Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types  

    07 Aug 2022

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    Detective Edward Gold and Prince Matthew Montgomery make their return to Spitbucket, USA to help their friend Sheriff Thompson deal with a group of devilish bandits called the Red Rangers.

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    14 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 2

    An unusual journal entry by

    Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types  

    19 Jul 2025

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    As the detective Edward slowly settles in his new temporary life, the barkeeper, Todd, drags him into an unusual night escapade.

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    14 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 86

    The First Mr.Dahling by

    Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types  

    26 Aug 2016

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    The name on the wanted posters was sometimes spelled incorrectly. They spelled it like “Darling” but the man that sits in the cell, directly facing Sheriff Thompson, is anything but.

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    14 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ohhhhh he's sick and twisted ohhhh THIS IS FUN mmmm I love my toxic tomtord