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On 2/22/1989 the Grammys introduced a new category, Heavy Metal. This is the story of Eddie Munson watching that award ceremony.
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- Part 6 of StEddie Kissing Booth Bingo
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For twenty four hours after you first touch your soulmate, you swap bodies. Eddie could never have guessed his (but I bet you can)
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- Part 5 of StEddie Kissing Booth Bingo
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Eddie isn’t really a rockstar but no one tell Steve, okay? Eddie really benefits from Steve’s imagination.
For the Steddie kissing booth bingo prompt: clothes sexSeries
- Part 4 of StEddie Kissing Booth Bingo
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Eddie has a question for Steve. Steve REALLY likes the question.
For the Steddie kissing booth bingo prompt: loveSeries
- Part 3 of StEddie Kissing Booth Bingo
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With Eddie All Things are Possible by NaughtyPastryChef
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Feb 2025
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For the tumblr Steddie Kissing Booth bingo prompt: Sweetheart.
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- Part 2 of StEddie Kissing Booth Bingo
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“You’ll have to forgive me if I don’t believe you, Harrington. Straight boys don’t get off thinking about dick. That’s an indisputable fact of the universe, and a key point in my own personal doctrine.”
And maybe Steve should laugh, shrug, call it a night. He should do that, re-examine all of this when he’s sober.
He doesn’t. Instead, he says, “Try me.”
Eddie lifts himself up on an elbow, turning to his side so that he’s looming over Steve when he says, “Just to confirm…”
Steve nods encouragingly, bolstered by the absence of a dismissive laugh, an awkward change of topic.
“You’re saying that you want me,” Eddie continues, eyes darting between Steve’s, “to talk about fucking a dude. To see if you get hard.”
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Or; Steve’s pretty sure he could get hard while thinking about gay sex, even though he’s straight. Eddie’s just along for the ride.
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08 Jul 2026
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Look. It’s not Steve’s fault. It isn’t!
It’s just that someone can only get hit on the head so many times before their brain starts cracking, and Eddie Munson is always thinking so GODDAMN LOUD.
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26 Jun 2026
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wild, wild horses (couldn't drag me away) by m4zzyst4r (cinematicghibli)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
23 Oct 2025
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“Which of you morons,” she hisses, “let Eddie log into twitter today?”
Eddie blinks.
“How do you-”
“Because, Eddie- you commented using the band account. You logged in on our official socials.”
Eddie stares at her dumbly. Then-
“Oh fuck.”
“Yes,” she agrees. “Oh fuck.”
“I’ll- delete that, then,” he laughs nervously. “Before-”
“Before someone picks up on it, screenshots it, begins distributing it across the internet at a frankly alarming pace and starts a series of hashtags up in an effort to find the ‘pretty boy’ gardener you were lusting over?”---
Eddie is a burnt-out-overworked-crash-and-burn-rockstar with a crippling twitter addiction. Steve is a chronically-offline-homegrown-indiana-boy-flowershop-owner with a green thumb and a penchant for taking in strays.
So naturally when Eddie first sees him, he's head over heels. And Steve has no clue what his day job is.
He'll tell Steve about his 'real' identity before things go too far- right?- Language:
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05 Jun 2026
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Eddie is suffering in the heat, and Steve's wardrobe choices feel like a cruel and unusual punishment.
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12 Dec 2025
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Steve blurts, “I want your sperm.”
The words echo off of the bathroom tile and Eddie is as still as a statue. Nobody moves. Steve feels the mortification rising swiftly like water in a well and he wishes that he could drown in it. It doesn't let him, gathering in his chest and his cheeks and making his entire being tremble with its scope and scale.
Eddie’s quiet for probably ten solid seconds, his face utterly blank and impassive as he processes this statement.
Then he shrugs and starts undoing his belt.
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- Part 2 of ⟡ Anon's Omegaverse Works
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