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    My Gift for the 2021 JayDick Summer Exchange as well as Two(ish) Weeks of Treats for some of the lovely people I've had the honor of meeting this year <3

    Each treat was written in about a day or so, so that's why they're like that

    Here’s The Playlist for everything

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    “Now you are suitable – completely untouched. Pure as new snow. All that trapped fire, in more ways than one… The perfect sacrifice.”

    Johnny’s face had gone bloodless, his mouth hanging open. It took Peter a second for the reason to catch up to him, busy as he was, but then it hit him like the proverbial freight train: he’d said it himself, after all. He made a poor sacrifice because he wasn’t a virgin.

    Johnny, apparently, was.

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    An encounter with some cultists leads Peter to an interesting revelation about Johnny that he can't stop thinking about. Another encounter at Security College gives him something to do about it.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “I need you to do me a favor,” Johnny said.

    “No,” Peter said.

    “But you didn’t even hear what it is yet!” Johnny protested.

    “And somehow I already know it’s going to be stupid,” Peter said. “Okay, fine, shoot. Tell me what it is and then I’ll say no.”

    Johnny took a deep breath.

    “I need you to come with me on my family’s holiday trip and pretend to be my boyfriend,” Johnny said.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    “Does this new man even like you?” Darren said. “Or is this just the latest in a long line of cries for attention? I’d have thought Johnny Storm, back from the dead, would’ve kept you going for a few more months.”

    “What?” Johnny said.

    “I mean,” Darren said, shrugging with that kind of deceptive casualness Johnny recognized so well but had never been able to replicate. “This new boyfriend rumor’s everywhere, you’ve been snapped a couple times, but he’s never around you, he hasn’t met any of your friends. No one’s seen hide nor hair of him, and now this? He can’t even be bothered to make it to your birthday party?”

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    Months after his return from the Negative Zone, a surprise party awakens a host of old insecurities in Johnny.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “You have ten seconds to tell me what’s wrong,” Peter said, picking up the strangely bubbling beaker. His spider-sense stayed silent, thankfully, but his science-sense was giving him a headache.

    “Aren’t you around kids?” Johnny said. “I shouldn’t be telling you this if you’re around kids.”

    “Six… five... four…” Peter said.

    “It’s just,” Johnny said breathlessly, “did you know that there are webcams on the Statue of Liberty now?”

    Peter dropped the beaker.

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    15 Jun 2026