Neutral_Elfz
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Stardrops and Cigarettes are Sweeter in the Rain by Neutral_Elfz
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
22 Jan 2026
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You all know the story. "A hot new farmer moves into town and romances the lonely programmer boy from the mountains!"
But here's the thing, this time the farmer is a goth guy not too different from our favorite emo. The farmer, Newt, is clueless about how the villagers-specifically Sebastian-feel about him. And Sebastian isn't good at expressing his feelings for Newt.
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Sam and Abigail come extremely close to absolutely killing their best friend for not just asking the farmer out.
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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10 May 2026
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The symptoms of chronic intestinal failure: vomiting, abdominal pain, physical weakness, malnutrition. The symptoms of malnutrition: decreased muscle strength, fatigue, and appetite loss.
After three long, tedious years of being stuck in the same hospital bed, Nox decided he was done. Done with the doctors, and the needles, and the endless onslaught of hope. Done with all of it. At this point, the only thing he looked for was death.
Death, and that cute boy with the smile.
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29 Apr 2026
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Of the Northmost Winds and Skies by xxiiyu
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
25 Aug 2020
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It's the first winter after Pitch's defeat. Jack is happy, he's not alone anymore, and his memories are gradually returning. But when a treasure hunt gone wrong puts Jack and Jamie in danger, flinging them through time and space, they find themselves on an island neither of them have heard of before. Jack's first priority is to get Jamie home safe, but Berk's inhabitants - human and otherwise - are certainly not making it easy.
Knowing they will leave Berk and the Vikings behind as soon as they know how to, Jack is not going to risk the pain of growing close to any of these people (or dragons, for that matter). But Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, wearing his heart on his sleeve, doesn't seem to want to take the hint.
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14 Feb 2026
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(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
(00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
(00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
(00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
(00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
(00:45) What
(00:46) The
(00:46) Fuck???
(00:47) Oh good, you are awake!
where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there- Language:
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15 Sep 2025
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Pyrite Stars and Porcelain Shields by jaistashu
Fandoms: Cinderella Boy - Punko (Webcomic)
27 May 2026
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Through the masks and shields we arm ourselves with, our eyes meet like the stars and the water through the eye of a hurricane, and, for a moment, we know each other.
Chase Hollow (Like and Follow) is a 20-year-old Youtuber and gaming streamer. In his efforts to spread his name and good vibes, Chase greets (and promptly flubs his first impression with) a new gaming streamer: DiamondDiva, a no-nonsense booktuber. When the two discover just how much their respective fandoms ship them, they decide to lean into their ship’s draw to fuel their fanbase, not considering where the line between playful taunts and trust falls lies.
[Rated T for select curse words and suggestive themes.]
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21 Nov 2025