Ninjathrowingstork
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Title from the song by The Crane Wives
Idk it's 3am and I've been writing for two hours at least now, I'll add something else tomorrow.
This is for the Caleb chat girlies on the official Discord, sorry for throwing all the bricks, I promise I kissed them first just for you. -
Blade Runner: Bitter Water by Ninjathrowingstork
Fandoms: Blade Runner (Movies), Blade Runner, Blade Runner 2049
07 May 2025
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Before that dusty farm and the tree, before the wooden horse and the questions that would tear his world apart, before Rick and Ana and Joi and the dream of being real and being loved, KD6-3.7 began his life as a Blade Runner alone. But he was never truly as alone as he thought.
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- Part 2 of Bitter Water
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"Indefinitely useful" had been the promise and he'd traded a life behind bars for one living in the shadows and the half-existence the ersatz freedom allowed.
Until it all ended, bloodily.
Now, the legend once known as Sierra Six, for the first time in his life, gets to choose who he wants to be. -
Bitter Water: Prologue by Ninjathrowingstork
Fandoms: Blade Runner (Movies), Blade Runner 2049
01 Dec 2023
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Before that dusty farm and the tree, before the wooden horse and the questions that would tear his world apart, before Rick and Ana and Joi and the dream of being real and being loved, KD6-3.7 began his life as a Blade Runner alone. Caught between the programming coded into his cells and the other officers in the Department, he was alone and aware of how expendable his life was, until one other human in the LAPD stepped in, showing the replicant that maybe, maybe he could learn to find a way to live in the harsh world where he'd been placed.
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- Part 1 of Bitter Water
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Robert Montague Renfield is free from Dracula now, he tells himself. He's working to rebuild his identity and life, but still can't rid himself of the last of his former master's influence.
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Bitter Water by Ninjathrowingstork
Fandom Blade Runner, Blade Runner (Movies), Blade Runner 2049
07 May 2025
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His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or, the John Brown Isekai by CabbagePreacher
Fandoms: John Brown (abolitionist), John Brown Isekai
14 Jun 2026
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The land of Gemeinplatz is a land filled with fantastical creatures, adventurers looking to slay them, and heroes looking to distinguish themselves from the adventurers. The most common of these heroes are those who come from Earth, who enjoy a most leisurely time with their cheat skills. It’s a perfect world, the utopia of those who wish to become overpowered and get their own power fantasy, where even the most everyman of the everyman can pull themselves by their bootstraps and become a hero.
To satisfy the needs of heroes who can’t find function like a normal human being (which most of them can’t), the lucrative Gemeinplatz slave trade crushes the dreams and ruins the lives of hundreds every day. These slaves endlessly labor, in the harems of so-called heroes, at the mansions of the landowning “heroes”, and as rare materials for various dubious magical spells.
In a world that looks down at them as demi-human, where the ruling class has no incentive to end this profitable trade, in which their oppressors are overpowered as all hell, what hope is there for the slaves?
What hope is there, is named John Brown. This time, he’ll finish what he started.
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30 May 2026
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Life finds a way, even on the severed floor. Seasons change and plants grow. Even Lumon can't stop flowers from blooming.
(In which Dylan solves a mystery, Mark finds a leaf, Irving falls in love, Helly makes a list, and Petey dreams of spring.)
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03 Aug 2025
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Five things to not forget on a trip to Vegas:
(1) your ID,
(2) your money,
(3) your crash helmet,
(4) your huge, fumbling, inarticulate yet adorably dimpled husband,
(5) your own fucking name.Series
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22 Jul 2025
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...may break my bones...but words will never hurt me?
Words spoken in anger have repercussions for Chris as he struggles to deal with the effects of his incarceration...
Vin wishes he could take the words back...spoilers for Inmate 78
Written January- 8th August 2007
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17 Jul 2025
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KD6-3.7 in the force and, later, on the run.
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04 Feb 2025