NoCryptoGrapher
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Beauty And The B3ast by NoCryptoGrapher
Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types, Original Work
06 Jul 2026
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In a dark, modern version of the classic tale, Belle is a popular Instagram model and B3ast is a nihilist hacker who has isolated himself from society. When B3ast manages to steal Belle’s father’s retirement money, she desperately takes the unusual deal offered to her.
One is bitter and resentful and the other has it all but deep down feels hollow and lost. Will they save each other - or destroy each other?
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Epic Rap Battles Of Baldur's Gate by NoCryptoGrapher
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Epic Rap Battles of History (Web Series)
11 Sep 2025
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*drops mic*
A collection of rap battles from the Realms.
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Astarion has destroyed his former master, fulfilled his mission and got his revenge. Now he’s ready to start his new life as the Vampire Lord of Baldur’s Gate with his love by his side. But wait, something is wrong. Why does everyone act like nothing happened? And why does he still feel the hunger?
Horrified, Astarion finds himself reliving the same day over and over again. Every time he beats Cazador, the day resets back to the morning. What does Astarion have to uncover to get out of the time loop? Or is he stuck in the Ascension Day forever?
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Argus Filch learns he only has a couple of weeks to live. Is it finally time to confess his feelings to the woman he's loved for decades? Little does he know, life still has one final surprise left in store for him.
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Doctor Humdinger, a child psychiatrist, can't retire until he's found a way to help Ryder, his most peculiar patient.
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Cazador's Adventures In Heavy Metal by NoCryptoGrapher
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Jan 2025
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Cazador Szarr's ritual goes horribly wrong. Instead of becoming a vampire ascendant, he's transported to year 1987 in New York City, Earth. To set things right, he reluctantly joins forces with an aspiring heavy metal band.
Can the power of music and friendship cure a pitch black heart?
Part 1: The main story (rated: M)
Part 2: A night in the life of Cazador and Sheena, after the events of part 1 (rated: E)
Part 3: The sequel, where the band gets Isekai'd to Faerûn, and Cazador must face his past (rated: M)
Part 4: Sheena & Cazador's wedding (rated: M)- Words:
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A collection of single, double, and triple drabbles of various Sonic characters getting drunk. Most of these drabbles don't connect with each other. I'll end this series once it reaches 100,000 words, or I get bored.
Bookmarked by NoCryptoGrapher
24 Jul 2026
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"Mamma, I believe that creature is a changeling: she is a perfect cabinet of oddities, but I should be dull without her; she amuses me a great deal more than you or Lucy Snowe." - Villette - Charlotte Brontë
Nana is a changeling who has done an excellent job keeping this quiet. After spending her life alone she comes across a group of adventurers looking to save themselves from their new parasites. She follows after them, humouring herself with their remarks and eventually thinks, is being alone really worth it?
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- Part 1 of The Nana Saga
Bookmarked by NoCryptoGrapher
15 Nov 2025
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Just a collection of short one shots that don't deserve their own individual posts.
Bookmarked by NoCryptoGrapher
09 Dec 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Short and sweet BG3 stories, gotta read them all ❤️