NoNotNolan
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I never thought I'd see Dale again, after the way he treated me all throughout High School. I didn't expect him to try and regain my trust, and I certainly didn't expect him to offer his body up for trade. I have to admit, I'm tempted...
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He may not be much to look at, but I've seen what Larry is packing. And if I play my cards right, I can take it for myself!Series
- Part 57 of NoNotNolan's Quick Fiction
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I just wanted to use magic to knock him down a peg-- instead I almost killed him. Now I'm the one getting pegged.
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- Part 56 of NoNotNolan's Quick Fiction
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Charles probably should be angrier at his roommate, given the time he tried to steal his body... but Charles had to admit their partnership showed promise.
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- Part 55 of NoNotNolan's Quick Fiction
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Written for the 2026 Rare Kink Buffet. Whether that is a reason or an excuse, I leave as an exercise for the reader.
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There's an entire industry around body swap rentals, especially during the peak tourist season. When you're already in town for Spring Break, why not pay extra to upgrade your scrawny body into a muscular one?
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- Part 54 of NoNotNolan's Quick Fiction
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A collection of short fiction by NoNotNolan that was originally posted on tumblr.
I've opted to use AO3 to create a back-up, of sorts, since tumblr reserves the right to nuke that blog from orbit. I'd hate to lose over five years of creative work, even if it is mostly just short fluff. The photographs that accompany these stories have not been copied over, but this should not impact the reader's comprehension. Not all of the stories are being copied over, such as the Valentine's Day tributes.
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"What do you know about ghosts?" Was all Derek could think to open with.
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03 Jun 2026
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Benediction is an all natural and organic restaurant, serving only the highest selection of nature’s bounty. As stewards of the food, it is their responsibility to reflect that bounty in their manner.
Henry is hired at the new exclusive luxury restaurant in town, Benediction. As soon as he walks through its doors, he learns about the strange (and mandatory) rules of working there. His first day is unlike anything he can even fathom and he's fairly certain he hates it.
It's not like he can leave though. Not with his new boss with his swirling tattoos and chiseled jaw and his... Yeah, Henry's pretty sure he hates it.
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31 May 2026
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You give into a long time desire to try a toy in the bosses office. not suspecting that there might be long term consequences.
second person male
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21 May 2026
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Stiles dipped his fingers in the mixture. The liquid was thick and just viscous enough that shapes drawn with it would hold their form without running. Derek shivered slightly as Stiles touched him, his hands already warm and alive with the spark of his magic, and began to trace symbols on his skin.
Stiles purchases a book of erotic spells that allows him to do things with Derek that neither of them expected to be possible.
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- Part 1 of Sex and Sorcery
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Bookmarked by NoNotNolan
15 May 2026
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Sherlock has a detachable dick. Yes, you read that correctly.
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15 May 2026