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    It’s up to Matthew to make sure no one at the 1956 Winter Olympics finds out Alfred just gave himself retrograde amnesia with his latest stunt, and somehow hide the fact Alfred thinks and acts like it’s the year 1790.

    Above all else, Matthew has to make sure America’s current rival, the USSR, doesn’t uncover this fact.

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    31 May 2026

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    Double Whammy, can we fall in love? Chapter 3

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    1989-1992. “Gorbachev,” says America, spinning a cocktail umbrella between his fingers. “How could you get rid of him? He’s like your Lincoln.”

    The Warsaw Pact countries leave Russia, and America invites him over to celebrate the New Year.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Making it New Years was peak!

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    March 19, 1945. The war is so close to over America can taste it. He and his men are crossing the Rhine, when Nazi Germany suddenly shows up and surrenders... or, at least, Ludwig does. Hitler isn't ready to throw in the towel yet, but Germany doesn't want to die.

    America wouldn't believe it himself, but he hasn't believed half the crap he's seen in this war. DOES CONTAIN NON-CONSENSUAL WATERSPORT ACTIVITY. Historical notes at the end, because you can't write about Germany getting pissed on without writing an essay about why it happened.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Was good?

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    Apocalypse: Star Rail might be the worst game Dr. Veritas Ratio has ever played. In what world is murdering half the known universe for no reason even remotely reasonable? What kind of game kills off its most compelling characters just for shock value?

    Also, why is he now in the game — and as a damn NPC, out of all things?


    【 Activation Code: “Moronic developers, moronic game.” It is our sincere wish that during your time, you can fulfill your desires and, in accordance with your wish, transform a piece of moronic work into a magnificent, high-quality, first-rate classic. Bound Role: Unnamed male NPC of the Veritas Prime star system, age 0. 】

    【 Congratulations! Welcome to Apocalypse: Star Rail, version ██! 】


    Well. If these idiot developers can’t take constructive criticism, Veritas might as well construct the criticism himself… by forcibly inserting himself into a plot where he’s never existed.

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    27 Jan 2025

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    Interesting chapter 16

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    Call of Duty pro, Alfred “ALPHA” Jones, gets humiliated in a 1v1 by an unfamiliar player that is suddenly dominating the leaderboards.
    Alfred is positive that “Bruhskii” has something to hide. And he’ll find out what that is if they keep crossing paths.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    On chapter 11, autism wins