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    Hal and Barry are worried about Batman's new partner. Being around the Batman all the time can't be good for a kid, right?

    Robin insists otherwise, and for $15.36 of betting money, is happy to demonstrate.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “Um,” asks the little voice at the other end of the phone, “are you Selina?”

    Selina pulls the phone away from her face to check the screen again, making sure that she’s not going crazy. No, the phone calling her is definitely Batman’s.

    “What,” she says, “the hell?”

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “So hey,” Tomás says to Gordon, on another rainy Gotham night. “When did the Bat get a kid?”

    He hooks a thumb over his shoulder to the walking traffic light standing next to Gotham’s personal incarnation of shadow. The traffic light in question is bouncing up and down on his heels, a stark contrast to Batman’s wall of darkness.

    “I’ve gotta be honest,” Gordon says. “I have no fucking clue.”

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    Officer Tomás Martinez is beset upon by precocious, acrobatic children. Featuring child endangerment, celebrity crushes, and candy.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    "Let me guess, you were expecting Nightwing."

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    20 Jun 2026

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    It was like living in the Twilight Zone. Everyone else believed fervently in Bruce Wayne’s reputation. He was a flirty, stupid, and entitled drunk whose only redeeming quality was his bleeding heart. And yet every time Clark spoke with Wayne, the man was clever, mischievous, and sober with an indecipherable ulterior motive.

    And no one believed Clark. Not Lois, not his parents, not even Batman.

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    20 Jun 2026