NoobsomeExagerjunk
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That Sinking Feeling by NoobsomeExagerjunk
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
15 Mar 2026
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The Sink wants to run the place and become the President. After all, it's been a while since Celia had an opponent in an Election.
It may sound crazy, but if the Human Homeowner can essentially directly acknowledge anything's existence, it becomes very easy for boring, shy, and dependable Sinclaire to dream beyond his place and allow himself some craziness.
[Latest Chapter: Sinclaire goes to the Scraps of Hope to pick up his dog Sudsy. Vaughn is trying to work at the rescue. They, Hank 1, and Jacques talk while they wait for Mateo to return with the other inanimals.]
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Unlocked & Loaded by NoobsomeExagerjunk
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
26 Feb 2026
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Once thought to be lost forever, the Housedom's Rat Control system, the old Master Key, as well as an 80's Time Capsule have been discovered by the best explorers of the Department of Houseology. Out of all of them, the Key's presence had been the most shocking. What have those Glasses brought upon everyone?
Either way, freedom is freedom, especially for one old Key, who's ready to make a brand new mark in this brand new time.
[Latest Chapter: Keith meets Lux. Lux wants to run against Celia. Keith agrees to help. Keith and Lux try to get Bathsheba to join them. They have more to go.]
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An anonymous group that call themselves The Misfix has struck terror all over Magix by leaving messy and mysterious threats towards a number of powerful and respected names, including the Winx Club, of whom are presently educators in the Alfea College for Fairies.
The Fairix Guardians, a selection of elite Alfea seniors assembled by the Winx themselves as their potential successors, are tasked to figure out just who exactly this secret group is and to stop their trouble making. Will this new generation of heroes succeed and become true guardian fairies, or will they fail from the revelations revealed in their shared task?
Takes place in a post-canon alternate universe that diverges and takes from parts of Seasons 4-6, taking place 16 years since the core events of Season 4.
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- Part 1 of Convergence of Powers
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The Mystery of the Lady of the Bedchamber by NoobsomeExagerjunk
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Jan 2026
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Before you were granted the ability to directly acknowledge the existence of the many, many Things in your Home, there once was a Dresser in your Bedroom named Deenah. She ran the Bedroom space like she had been the one who owned it. She was also the stabilizing member of a throuple that also included of two of the Laundry Room Circus's performers: Dirk and Harper, whose constant arguing has been having a strong negative effect on their fellow Circus performers, as well as the other people around them. You're not sure why your Dresser was in your Attic, but the idea of restoring her through investigation sounds like a fun challenge. Good too, in the long run.
With the two objects in your house that's just as nosy as you are, if not more so, right by your side, the challenge won't be so tough after all.
[Latest Chapter: You, Maggie, and Jon start the investigation. Timothy is begrudgingly helpful. You explore your Attic. You and Parker have an interesting conversation while Maggie and Jon play a game against each other.]
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Sharp-Tongued and Even Sharper-Eyed by NoobsomeExagerjunk
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
08 Sep 2025
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Your House is a country, and everything in it is a citizen. You're surrounded by magic, and the magic within it sees you the same way. The Glasses are a modern miracle-maker. None of these things would make sense to write for your article on her, and yet.
Either way, you're truly Home, now, Spectator. The journey to something spectacular begins. Time for a reintroduction.
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Spectate Everything! (A Date Everything! AU) by NoobsomeExagerjunk
Fandom Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
15 Mar 2026
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You're an online news journalist, and you've just received what might be the best scoop of your life: corporate secrets about Valdivian's upcoming world-changing product, all from the creator of the product himself, Franklin Lieste. What should have been the article to improve your decent reputation has instead led to the most insane product testing procedure you've ever participated in, and the chance that your life might end sooner than it should from unintentionally participating in corporate espionage.
As far as you could tell, the magic coursing through the strange glasses you've received gives you the ability to bring out the very special thing in every single object in your spectacularly furnished home, an act encouraged by the Spectateviators herself, Skylar Spectacular. The more things you spectate in the Housedom, the clearer the reason the glasses were invented becomes, as well as how special your role in all this really is.
Or an AU where I make Date Everything less "half political thriller, half harem anime," and more "85% political thriller, 15% harem anime"
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A post-canon alternate universe that diverges and takes from parts of Seasons 4-6, with a focus on a new generation of heroes in a Magic Dimension several years older since the Winx saved it from the Ancestral Witches. Includes attempted character studies of some canon characters as well, and elaboration on some divergences.
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the disco ballad of a rising star by NoobsomeExagerjunk, The Plagiarists Dream (NoobsomeExagerjunk)
Fandom Disco Elysium (Video Game)
10 Nov 2024
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fics focused on my vision of dora ingerlund, painstakingly separated (as possible) from dolores dei. headcanons abound
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- 11,482
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they say we are asleep (until we fall in love) by NoobsomeExagerjunk, The Plagiarists Dream (NoobsomeExagerjunk)
Fandom Disco Elysium (Video Game)
07 Aug 2024
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sexy disco elysium fics, primarily focused on harry du bois. all fics exist within the same timeline
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Age of Absurdity by NoobsomeExagerjunk, The Plagiarists Dream (NoobsomeExagerjunk)
Fandom Disco Elysium (Video Game)
18 Dec 2024
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AU that diverges from the implied Post-Canon Le Retour and the fate described in Sacred and Terrible Air. Elysium gradually gets five new isolas and a Pale that suddenly works differently one year after the events of the game for the next twenty years. Essentially, the world is set to end (?) much later than expected, at the cost of a more supra-natural Elysium.
- OCs. Lots of them.
- I mean. Le Retour still happens. Just a bit later. (No, I'm not writing that. But I will allude to it. Somehow.)
- This is a timeline with a different Last Innocence, and yes, that one's an OC too.
- This is primarily self-indulgent honestly, my headcanons will be everywhere!
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