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    Summary: It’s the early 2000s. You’re 18, newly licensed, and summer stretches out before you in faux leather, snake bites, and a teal mohawk. The Punk is a constant—sometimes riding shotgun, sometimes just in your head—but either way, you keep driving.

    A/N: I don't imagine anyone will have heard of the game Keep Driving. However, check it out if you can; it's excellent, and I wrote a 25k fic for it... Please heed the tags for warnings. (There is SA in one of the chapters, and it's referenced periodically as the trauma heals.)

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    26 May 2026

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    Bilbo inspects the Arkenstone, and finds it quite pretty. Because it is not something glorious to behold, and he feels no kingly power exuding from it. The Heart of the Mountain and all he feels is a slight urge to wave it in Lobelia’s face and stick his tongue out at her because she would never have such a pretty rock.

    Until, that is, he is sat watching with a disbelieving fascination, as a single, large crack suddenly runs down the side of the gem.

    Oh, dear. Thorin is not going to be pleased.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    A set of angsty stories centered around the Bats.
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    1. Two Minutes and We'll Be Fine
    2. If We're Good, Will You Come Back? (Sequel to TMAWBF)

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    02 Oct 2025

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    Tim's parents faked their deaths and fled the country years ago, but neglected to take him with them. He spent some time on the streets, and now at 16, he makes a living as a fortune teller, stalking and hustling the shit out of Gotham's elite by telling them eerily accurate fortunes based on the information he gathers about them.
    His life is peculiar but he wouldn't change a thing. When he gets booked for the big Wayne Halloween party, however, he finds himself getting all tangled up with the Waynes, and the more fortunes he tells, the tighter the snare becomes.

    or: Tim just wanted to scam Gotham's elite, not end up on the Batfamily's watchlist. But it seems they just won't leave him alone..

     

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    08 Sep 2025

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    What are brothers for?

    (Or: some minor dimensional travel, pseudo-kidnapping, and a whole lot of meddling.)

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    30 Jul 2025