NotSoMetalKnightmare



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    A crack crossover between Steven Universe and Kirby:
    What if the Gems landed on Popstar?
    What if Kirby was half-gem?
    What if...

    "META KNIGHT FUCKED PINK DIAMOND?"

    Read to find out...

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    Stories set in Stopwatch verse

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    Ethan Reed, once an ordinary young man from Earth, is mysteriously transported to the vibrant world of Pokémon. Stranded and bewildered, he spends over a year in an untamed forest, surviving and adapting to his new reality while waiting for rescue. During this time, he creates a small plot of land for himself and the surrounding Pokémon, cultivating a farm of berry trees, a secluded meadow, and a rough shelter.

    One fateful day, Ethan is rescued by an experienced Pokémon Ranger, who helps him reach Eterna City. There, Ethan is welcomed by the community of Pokémon trainers, nurses, and League officials after his harrowing experience. Despite their warm reception, Ethan feels out of place and uncertain about his future in this unfamiliar world.

    Crossposted on Royalroad, Scribblehub, and Spacebattles.

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    20 Sep 2024

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    A soft world with no grand battles, no destiny, and no urgency.

    I wake up in a forest. A Kricketot is watching me. The stars are unfamiliar, the fire warm, and nothing asks me to save the world.

    Just stay. Walk. Stretch. Breathe. Be.

     

    This is a story about choosing gentleness and being chosen back.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Alternatively Titled: Spamton's Chicken Noodle Soup for the Soul.

    After so many years of static and noise, Spamton’s mind is finally clear. In the quiet that follows, he begins to gather the scattered pieces of who he once was, trying to rebuild something real with Tenna right beside him.

    For the first time in forever, the universe seems to give him a second chance.

    (Based on @owlgams "Post Neo Clarity Sucks Ass" AU.)

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Behold! The King of The Koopas Bowser has found himself in the world of my hero academia and as he learns of Hero society he has one goal: BECOME THE NUMBER 1 VILLAIN! He’ll show these chumps how it’s done! GRAHAHAHAHA!

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    07 Feb 2026

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    While the heroes are off adventuring in church, to the citizens of Castle Town, it is just another day. Left behind, they make their own fun.

    For Seam, it is business as usual. Until an unexpected visitor arrives, bringing chaos into the Seap as its very own part-time menace. Throughout the day they serve many odd customers, discuss their thoughts on the world, and drink copious amounts of tea.

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    11 Jan 2026