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5 Times Z-Team Thought Robert And Mandy Might Be Kinky +1 Time They Knew For Sure by Not_You
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
20 Jun 2026
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Z-Team start to see signs that Robert might be Mandy's 24/7 sub, but there's no way that's happening.
...Is there?
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There's this absolutely devastating way he looks at her, sometimes. All big-eyed and sweet, like he really knows, down to his bones, that he's safe with Mandy, that she cares about him and will protect him and he can be soft if he needs to, and it just absolutely kills her in the best way. Right now he gives her that look over the last bites of a candlelit dinner (thankfully not at SDN this time) and asks her, so shyly no one on the Z-Team would believe it, if she will share his next heat. He's really looking at her as if she's going to say no, all big brown eyes in the soft light, as if what he's offering her might somehow not be good enough, instead of everything she wants.
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Robert has never gone on anything like this many actual dates. His romantic history has a lot more hookups, hangouts, and nebulous things than real dates, and he really doesn't know what to do with himself in these situations. Not necessarily in a bad way, even, he just feels new. And feeling new when he's almost thirty-three years old and feels closer to fifty most of the time is a fascinating novelty.
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- Part 13 of How It All Goes Off
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Keep Bending Me (Until I'm Completely Broken In) by Not_You
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
08 Jun 2026
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Usually, Herman can bear his 'pathetic Alpha' status with grace. He knows, it's fine. But today is one of those hard days. He's headed into rut, marked on his vinyl wall calendar with colorful stickers with a pool party theme, and he had had to take Mr. Mittens to the Emergency vet over the weekend, and Granny had been so upset, and so had Herman because Mr. Mittens is his favorite, and the combination of hormones and protective instincts are absolutely frying him.
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There's nothing like propositioning a lady on a gentleman's behalf to assist you in demolishing him utterly, only for the gentleman in question to be standing aloof by the window when you arrive, looking like the cover photo for Absolute Bitch Quarterly. He hasn't even taken his jacket off, and has his arms crossed over his chest, glowering out the window as if the landscape has personally offended him.
Luis sighs. "Si, mi princesa, si. Our caballero is simply very, very shy. It is my cross to bear."
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- Part 2 of Alchemy
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Learning that the Z-Team has been exposed to an alien pathogen, Katon-Ur leaps into action with an unusual but effective Urgotian home remedy.
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Because Vash is a nice boy, and doesn't fly off the handle and mutilate his brother on the belief that imperfect things are less loved and he will therefore be allowed to keep them. Knives may not spend a lot of time sniveling, but he is never going to stop feeling bad about all the scars he has put on Vash. Hell, he would be locked up somewhere right now, if not for Vash's begging not to be parted from him and Rem's assurances that she could keep them both safe. And she has, and because of that and because this is what Vash wants, Knives is going to Summer Camp For The Criminally Insane And Their Stupid Siblings. Great.
And of course Vash blubbers when they say goodbye to Rem, and then he's way too excited to talk to everyone else on the bus, and it's hot out and there's no AC and Knives is already greasy with sunscreen and just kill him now, honestly.
With my usual impulse to take Big Serious Angsty properties and turn all the characters into the obnoxious teenagers they act like, we find ourselves here, with the cast of Trigun at a summer residential program for kids with severe trauma.
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In which Chad has to temporarily house Herman, makes some discoveries, and jumps to an erroneous but understandable conclusion.
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- Part 1 of A More Innocent Time
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Knowing how bad Malevola feels is worse than the high wearing off and letting all the unsexy pain in, and that is saying something. "Ffffuuucckkk," Victor groans as the portal closes behind them, and Mal bursts into fresh tears. "Hey," he says, clumsily reaching up to touch her face, "hey, no. Come on, Red, we just need a bath. It's fine."
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- Part 5 of How It All Goes Off
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Katon-Ur is very nervous, waiting for Robert to arrive, but the feeling is... not unpleasant. He has bathed and put on a new shirt that he likes, and now he's floating cross-legged in his living room, wondering if this is what it feels like to have butterflies in one's stomach. A very disquieting human idiom, if an evocative one, if one is familiar with the fragile little creatures, and their fluttering wings. He has been able to make love to Robert and to Mandy on their various dates, but he wants to attempt intercourse with Robert on his own. This evening, if he has the courage.
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- Part 14 of How It All Goes Off
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Robert is drunk, but he's not too drunk to know what he needs: he really doesn't want to sleep alone tonight, but he's not ready for this whole weird situation to get sexual yet. He has only just learned that anyone here besides maybe Mandy even wants him, and everyone is drunk. So, he needs at least one person he can trust to just cuddle him, and not get freaky.
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- Part 12 of How It All Goes Off
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Obviously, the Sardine is out of the question. Rebuilt, sure, but Robert's memories of it are far from the fondest. It's not the only dive in town. Of course Prism and Flambae know a place. Even in the beginning, they were some of the most trustworthy, and now, well... she really does love them, a little. She's been getting to know Prism better, and she's nursing more than a little crush by now. How could anyone help it? She's funny, she's fearless, and well, the way she says 'Ms. Blazer' always did do something to Mandy, not that she plans on admitting it.
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- Part 11 of How It All Goes Off
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Herman would probably start foaming at the mouth or explode or something if not for Alice. She says that she isn't his girlfriend, but she's his good friend who likes to have sex with him, and Herman doesn't really know anything about love or how that stuff even works, but he loves his friends, right? It shouldn't be a big deal if he falls in love with Alice.
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- Part 5 of Refracting Steam
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It starts simply enough. Chad and Herman have gotten to be like, friends or some shit, and while whoring around the clubs is a young man's game and Chad is approaching forty faster than he wants to think about, he is definitely getting pent the fuck up.
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- Part 3 of Slangbrandspuiten
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The evolution of Flambae's type from childhood to the present day, to illustrate exactly how hard he was lying when he said Robert wasn't it.
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Alice really feels like she missed something at girls' night, but she hasn't actually had time to ask what. She hates being behind the gossip, but before she can even decisively text around or ask anyone, everyone is invited to Sonar's place for some kind of 'official unofficial team meeting', whatever the hell he means by that.
She rides there in Bae's car with the top down, Herman stretched out in the back beside the platter of bougie-ass gourmet jello shots that are his and Bae's answer to Sonar's request to bring booze, and gazing up at the few stars visible above the city. They're blasting In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, because it's pretty much where everyone's musical tastes meet, and with the warm wind, heavy bass, and good company, she really does feel kinda infinite, like that little white boy in that fucked-up movie everyone makes fun of.
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- Part 10 of How It All Goes Off
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Herman is pretty sure that no one has caught him with Chad yet, but he's getting a little worried. At first it was a relief, that Robert seems to believe him that the burns he has so often these days are really happening by mistake. He has dropped the topic entirely, even though he has definitely seen the new one. But now Robert is acting weird in a different way, and at least being all protective and angry with Chad for hurting him had been... kinda nice? Now he's tiptoeing around the office like he's seen a ghost....Or something else. Oh no.
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- Part 2 of Slangbrandspuiten
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Courtney doesn't really feel comfortable here, because it's not like, villain-adjacent or even just divey enough, but Mandy had wanted somewhere nice, for sane people or whatever. Really, this place is upscale enough that Courtney would be under-dressed, if Prism--well, Alice--hadn't given her a faux fur cropped jacket and loaned her some boots and a necklace. She has a gig and couldn't make it to girls' night, but she could make sure that Courtney doesn't look like a complete scrub, and can sit here with her little pink cocktail and not be the only gonk at the Hot Girls' Table.
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- Part 9 of How It All Goes Off
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Robert is actually having a pretty good day, until he sees it. He's spending more time in the locker room these days, since he actually has non-SDN shirts to change back into after work, and it's actually kind of nice. Lets him keep track of his gang of idiots, listen in on all the stupid gossip and running bets, and keep people from being too mean to Waterboy. Or, well, he thought he was managing that last, until now, looking at a hand print burned into Waterboy's skin.
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- Part 1 of Slangbrandspuiten