18 Bookmarks by OfficialWeedTesterguy
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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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- 167,289
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- 27/31
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- 19
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- 5,923
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12 May 2026
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The Reader unexpectedly wins a Valentine's Day getaway with his crush, Brigitte Lindholm.
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20 Jul 2025
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Book 2 of Everqueen: Decades after her arrival on Terra, Isha still does not know whether or not salvation will come through her alliance with the Emperor, but it does not seem as if there is much of a choice left to her...
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- Part 3 of Everqueen Universe
- Part 3 of Everqueen and Omakes
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- English
- Words:
- 158,492
- Chapters:
- 72/?
- Comments:
- 982
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- 2,218
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14 Jan 2024
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Korra decides to throw some pity sex to Bolin on one condition; no penetration. But maybe teasing him with how he can’t fuck her the whole time isn’t a great way to make sure he keeps to her terms. Commission for Fuckasaurus.
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30 Jul 2023
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On the eve of Asami and Mako's engagement party, Korra and Bolin find themselves reflecting on their own relationship, a relationship which is about to deepen even further...
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30 Jul 2023
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Mass Effect: Fragile Bonds by The_Realest_Capta1n
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
31 Dec 2021
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Its been three years after humanity's brief conflict with the turians. The governments from both parties are ready to move on, but its people aren't.
One of those is a young, disgruntled, hot-headed veteran by the name of Walter Reilly, who is forced to serve alongside the same species that killed his friends and disfigured his face. Even with the warm welcome from the once hostile race, and a female turian keen on being his best friend, Walter has trouble putting the past to rest, which is exactly what some people want.Will he learn to adapt and coexist with his former enemies? Or will he finally turn into the wrathful monster everyone already thinks he is?
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- English
- Words:
- 216,210
- Chapters:
- 38/38
- Comments:
- 304
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- 413
- Bookmarks:
- 50
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- 26,181
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23 Jun 2023
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A Smashing Competition: Breast In Show by orphan_account
Fandoms: Super Smash Brothers, Bayonetta (Video Games), Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Super Mario Galaxy, Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Video Game), Metroid Series, Fire Emblem: Kakusei | Fire Emblem: Awakening, 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games)
18 May 2021
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A very lucky member of staff is tasked with bathhouse duty when they find themselves among 7 lovely women all relaxing during their time in Smash. They catch the attention of the Umbra Witch, who makes them an offer they can't possibly refuse, hijinx ensue, a lot of very sexual hijinx.
Idea inspired by @Sky_Jack01 on Twitter
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15 May 2023
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Back to the Bone garden by Ixtilton
Fandoms: The Kane Chronicles - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
06 Feb 2022
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A darker stance on the riordanverse.
From the "Belle époque", to the Balkanic wars,those are the chronicles of Europe, of its magicians and half gods.
Translation.Bookmarked by OfficialWeedTesterguy
30 Nov 2022
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I Am Groot by sherlocksmyth
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Comics)
04 Aug 2014
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EXTREMELY NSFW fic told from the perspective of Groot.
EDIT 04/05/2021:
Wow. I just found out this is the top fic on AO3. I’m losing my mind. Thank you guys for the kudos & views! If you want you can follow me on Tumblr: @grootficguy- Language:
- English
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- 1,308
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- 1/1
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30 Jun 2022
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While following a lead, an independent bounty hunter crosses paths with the famous Samus Aran and convinces her to form a temporary partnership.
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03 May 2022
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Six months after the defeat of the Archon, the Heleus cluster is fully colonized and adapted to suit Milky Way life. Scott Ryder and Vetra Nyx enjoy their well-earned respite together and figure out what they're going to do now that the Andromeda Initiative's primary mission has been completed as well as it can be in their current location.
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14 Jan 2022
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An Eldar warrior meets a violent end, and a broken Soul Stone means that her soul gets sent straight to the Realm of Slaanesh. She finds that it's not nearly as bad as she thought.
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03 Jun 2021
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Strange Bedfellows by Attalander
Fandoms: Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Warhammer 40.000
01 Feb 2021
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It’s lonely at the top, especially when facing a hostile galaxy. Luckily Yvraine and Roboute Guilliman have found comfort in each other's arms... and now that he's finally free of the Armor of Fate, they can find much more.
AKA: the one where Guilliman's (mostly) a virgin, Yvraine's (definitely) a masochist, and refractory periods don't exist.
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- Part 1 of Guillivraine
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03 Jun 2021
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AO3 is great, but can it run Doom? Of course!!
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- Words:
- 85
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,128
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19 May 2021
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The ceremony must be upheld, the maiden offered to their dark god, a sacred duty all within the coven understand - All but one.
Ethan Winters travels to a village nestled in the foothills of a mountain, a dark castle looming large above it, rumours of witchcraft and cannibalism tripping off the tongues of the frightened villagers even as all point him towards it.
To find his daughter, he must brave the horrors within and fight to free her from the claws of the monster she now calls mother, even if he must sacrifice himself to do so.
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- 84,553
- Chapters:
- 14/?
- Comments:
- 378
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15 May 2021
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"But Lady Dimitrescu? She stayed home - her prey tonight was someone completely different. Alcina couldn’t deny her hunger anymore. She wanted this man between her legs ever since he stepped a foot into her castle. Hundreds of years of female lovers had its perks too, but a good dick once in a while...she couldn’t deny its sweet sides.
“Alcina?”, Ethan stepped into Lady Dimitrescu’s studies, closing the door behind him and locking it...even though the daughters could teleport into the room if they desired. Old habits die hard."Lady Dimitrescu helps Ethan with a rather unusual problem. how does her help change their relationship?
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15 May 2021
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Most, when presented with ADVENT, would not hesitate to ring the death knell for them. The Elders fully expect this as XCOM draws closer to the Hunter's Stronghold. But when faced with a fate far different than what they ever could have imagined, how will the Chosen react in the face of it? Where will their future lead?
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- English
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- 596,584
- Chapters:
- 69/69
- Comments:
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- 654
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Bookmarked by OfficialWeedTesterguy
21 May 2020
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A one-shot of a letter Felix writes to his dad
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- English
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- 464
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- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 9
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- 76
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Bookmarked by OfficialWeedTesterguy
01 Dec 2019