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    “Is it okay if I touch you?” the man breathes.

    Simon doesn't know why he asks. No, it's not okay. None of this is okay.

    “Please,” he continues when Simon doesn't respond. “I-I need permission.”

    Simon closes his eyes. It's his own type of silent defiance. If this man isn't just fucking with him – if he does, for some strange reason, feel bad or guilty about capturing him, then good. Let him drown in it.

    Simon is captured by a compulsive liar who, bafflingly, gives him food, smiles at him, and pretends the Quiet Rapture never happened.

    Grace saves the life of a violent human who seems to be under the terrifying delusion that every star and planet has disappeared without a trace.

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 72

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    Ryland Grace, captain and head scientist of the Hail Mary, and Rocky of the Eridians, the head engineer and his best friend, arrive at the Consolidation of Iron's newest research outpost - Elysium Station, set out on the cliffs near one of AT-5's infamous blood oceans. Here, he and Rocky are set to join the research teams that lead expeditions into the blood ocean, to find out more about it.

    Little did Grace know, his first day on the job would be rather chaotic. Even less so, that he'd meet the infamous Butcher - but usually, Grace just calls him Simon.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    After ramming the sub straight into the Light, Simon wakes up on a strange spaceship with no memory of how he got there. The state of the Hail Mary -spacious, clean, bright and comfortable- can only lead to one conclusion: Simon has somehow been picked up by one of the highest-ranking leaders of the C.O.I.

    Luckily, Dr. Grace doesn't seem to recognize him, buying Simon enough time to hatch yet another desperate plan for survival before his identity is discovered. In the meantime, Simon tries his best to stay in the man's good graces (no pun intended), but he's hardly known for his charming personality.

    Both of them are in for a bumpy ride.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “Rocky, please stop moving,” Grace begged quietly, his hand out towards the alien in an attempt to get him to hold still. He did. It was completely silent other than the hum of the ship.

    And then a robotic voice cut the silence.

    Foreign Body Detected.

     

    When Grace hears a crash, though skeptical at first, he absolutely has to go see what it is. He refuses to be a coward.

    or, The universe had decided to take pity on the two patron saints of being expendable.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Simon's last prayers are answered.

    Unfortunately, the god answering his prayers has little concern for his mental wellbeing. The angel who saves him is okay, though.

    AKA your average simon-crashlands-on-Erid fic but with a fairly aquatic twist! Very gorey, I actually gagged while writing it which I think speaks to the tone of at least the first chapter. I'll be messing around a lot with the themes of humanity and the effects of being connected to something that hurt you. Will probably update semi-regularly if I don't get burnt out, but this shit has been plaguing my brain for a good while now so maybe we'll get somewhere who knows!!!

    Title from Stones by the Narcissist Cookbook! If this makes even one person listen to this song I'll be happy, it's SO phm-coded (https://jammechanics.bandcamp.com/album/s4e7-chat-i-got-him)

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    11 Jun 2026