OldestSnake
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The first thing he noticed was that John, in the corner in front of his dresser and mirror was hunched in an odd way. He had too many angles and seemed to be spilling out of his sweater. It couldn’t be comfortable, the way John held his head, so that not even a hint of it could be seen. There was a soft hissing that filled the room, it seems to come from John’s direction but that made no sense, he didn’t have any alarms or text tones that sounded anything like it, Sherlock had memorized them all.
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- Part 1 of Conspiracy Theories and Cryptids
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The Decoy Groom by OldestSnake
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, The Decoy Bride (2011)
16 Aug 2017
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After being dumped by his bastard of a fiance, Sherlock returns to his home, a small Scottish island by the name of Hegg, to go "man vegan." Unfortunately Sherlock's plan is ruined when "celebrity" James Sholto and his fiance, the novelist, John Watson arrive on the island and Sherlock is forced to act as a body double during the ceremony in order to catch the men who are threatening Sholto's life.
A Decoy Bride AU.
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First came the thistle, pots and pots of it around his door and windows, to remind him to stay strong. Then coltsfoot and ivy on his tables, counters and even the few chairs that Mycroft had somehow snuck in before Sherlock moved in. Finally, he filled his bedroom with daisies, lavender, marjoram, marigolds, and more to fill his infrequent dreams with hope, strength and to remind him of the simplicity of the days he spent on the creekside during his youth.
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This is just going to be weird aus I think of that have to do with conspiracy theories
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crystal, come right in by weeb_grass
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Feb 2026
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“You're being cruel, Ilya. Please just— stop.”
Pain blooms across Ilya's expression, a brief lapse in form. He's quick to recover, furrowing his brow and pursing his lips, like Shane’s made more than a simple request, like he's got Rose Landry here in his lap, parading her around like Ilya has with all his women since rookie year. Like he has any right to that pain.
“Oh, so this is what it takes to make you say my name without freaking out.”
Or: Shane does not go home with Rose after the club.
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11 Jun 2026
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Night Changes by proseandpulse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Mar 2026
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Shane is drunk, concussed, and hiding in a phone booth when he calls the only number he knows by heart.
The man who answers is not Hayden Pike.
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- Part 1 of Night Changes AU
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10 Jun 2026
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(Terran Standard) Anniversary (Federation Standard) by aprettysmalldose
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
22 May 2025
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27 May 2025
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And They Were Chaperones by pomskrp
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
17 May 2025
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Jim was convinced the week-long nature field trip would be a complete disaster, mostly because he had been assigned to co-chaperone with Spock, the infuriatingly perfect science teacher. But between tie-dye shirts, lakeside campfires, and unexpected rainstorms, Jim starts to think that maybe this trip might not be so unbearable after all.
Or Enemies-to-friends-to-maybe-more, featuring marshmallows and a ropes course.
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27 May 2025
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Critical Call by Gracefulblabber
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV)
04 Sep 2025
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When Jim Kirk moved back home to Iowa and took the ED nurse job recommended by his friend McCoy, he was expecting it to be a calm change of pace from his old urban hospital. Instead, it's the same shit, just with crappier equipment and a smaller staff. His fellow nurses are great, thankfully, and the lab tech on the other end of the phone has a particularly nice voice.
Spock, former Chemistry technical specialist and perpetual night shift lead, prefers to focus on his work without interruption. Constantly calling critical results to the floor is inconvenient, especially when the new ED charge nurse has such a pleasant laugh.
Hospital AU, featuring flirting over the Vocera, needlessly detailed medical jargon, and a disgusting amount of love paid to the lab staff.
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26 May 2025