OnionChunksBaybee
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- Hannibal (TV) (1)
- The Sandman (TV 2022) (1)
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Murphy's Moving Castle by OnionChunksBaybee
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
26 May 2023
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Hob moves to the mountains and gets more than he bargained for.
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Or, yet another Howl's Moving Castle AU
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I honestly can’t remember how many of my scars I got from Cassidy. Can’t really remember where I got most of them anymore, but I guess that’s natural given how long I’ve been at this. I used to take such pride in them, used to count each new one after every battle, tell stories of how I got them to lovers, fellow mercenaries, anyone who listened.
I’ve never told stories about the scars I got from Cass. But I remember getting them. The big ones, at least.
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One night Molly walked in on Will sitting in their living room. The bottle of whiskey that had sat unopened in the pantry for weeks was half empty, a glass curled in his hand as it rested on the side table. He was splayed across the armchair, almost sliding off, legs stretched and heels digging into the carpet. His expression was blank, dead eyed. He didn’t react to her presence.
There was music playing softly from his phone; she recognized the lyrics as the chorus began:
You’re so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so vain (you’re so vain)
I bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you, don’t you?
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At some point their relationship got fucked up enough that Ilya helps wax Shane’s pubes when they’re in town together, instead of doing normal couple things like watching Iron Chef or having brunch. Ilya thinks it started happening around, after the time he had to beg Shane not to bleach his asshole but before they both started peeing while taking showers together. “I just want a clean slate,” he tells Ilya very seriously, but they come to a compromise that he should keep something short and trimmed above his dick. Ilya, on the other hand, is under strict instruction to never touch any of his pubic hair, lest Shane have nothing to hold on to when he’s working the head with the back of his throat, so it’s kind of a shock when he says, “We should wax your ass too.”
Or: Ilya Rozanov gets fisted.
Series
- Part 1 of euro-step
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16 Jun 2026
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Ankle sprain at fifteen, broken ribs and another lost tooth at sixteen. At seventeen, a hairline clavicle fracture that almost cost him his spot at Juniors. Shane's a good patient. Quiet, says please and thank you to the nurses, always does his physio. Never, ever complains.
And then he gets his first concussion.
[AU after the end of ep 4]
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15 Jun 2026
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Coming this fall to ABC… MLH star Shane Hollander is The Bachelor!
Bachelor Nation, we have one question: will you accept this rose?
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15 Jun 2026
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Jaw Man flicked his middle finger up at Ilya, who didn’t seem to mind, and gestured towards Shane and Hayden with raised eyebrows. “The f*** are you even doing right now, man.”
Ilya said briefly, “Orgy.”
“Uh,” said Shane, “no, that’s not—”
Ilya grinned at him. It was a mean-edged grin but something about it seemed to suggest that he was joking with Shane, rather than about him. “Oh, he speaks.”
“We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”
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14 Jun 2026
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all my perversions by probablylily for connorstorriethinker
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Mar 2026
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He watches the tape again over dinner. Listens to Rozanov moan inside a girl's pussy while he eats. By the time he finishes his last bite, Rozanov's inside her, her nails raking down his back, her mouth twisted open in pleasure, and Shane's hard in his pants.
So, Shane puts his plate in the sink and goes back to his room. Starts the video over.
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A sex tape of Ilya with a girl leaks. Shane reacts normally.
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- Part 1 of all my perversions
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14 Jun 2026