OssifiedSkepticism
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“Stop that,” Kakashi whispers loudly, echoing Obito and scowling up at him, fingers digging lightly into an old injury on Obito’s hip just as the Uchiha tilts his head to the side, the scar bisecting his bottom lip making his grin look a little crooked.
“Stop what?” Obito hisses back, mocking, hips gyrating in slow, filthy little circles. “I’m not doing anything.”KKOB week 2026 Bingo: Sleepover + Whispers
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05 May 2026
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He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.
But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.
He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.
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Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.
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30 Apr 2026
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Потрясающе. Давно не читала настолько качественно наполненных больших работ! С большинства шуток я искренне хихикала в голос; персонажи прописаны ИМЕННО так, как мне всегда хотелось бы их увидеть; и даже сюжет совсеп не подкачал, пусть пока и следует канону (в основном)
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Kakashi wakes up in a hospital bed.
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16 Apr 2026
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Obito Uchiha will admit that he used to be a supervillain.
Thankfully, a time-traveling ghost cured him of that. He now has a new plan for world peace: kidnap Sakura Haruno, teach her the Mokuton, and start a hidden village of peace and love. A child utopia will definitely save them all. If not, mass brainwashing stays Plan B.
In which the best revenge is living well, and one-upping Kakashi Hatake.
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27 Jan 2026
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Как ни странно, эту работу я нашла даже не по тегу с какаоби, а потому что мне ОЧЕНЬ захотелось почитать про Сакуру с мокутоном. Клянусь, я уверовала, когда первым же результатом поиска увидела эту работу.
После арки войны я очень полюбила дуэт Обито и Сакуры... А тут он ещё и был приправлен внезапными, абсолютно неожиданными мне шутками (?). Скорее даже не ими, а просто настолько абсурдными фразами, что я искренне хохотала и сохраняла их в качестве цитат. -
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Komorebi (n) - sunlight filtering through the trees.
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10 Dec 2025
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Мне всегда хотелось увидеть команду 7 с двумя сенсеями, это ощущается так правильно...