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Jisung leans his head back, lazy. Like he can’t be bothered to pick it up. Like it’s too heavy, or he’s too sleepy. “Do you think it would fuck everything up if we slept together for real?”
“Everything,” Minho says, not quite a question, but not understanding. A general repetition for the benefit of the both of them. Because his throat hurts a little bit, and he needs a second to swallow it down.
He brings his hand back to steering. Both of them right where they’re meant to be.
“Everything, like— us,” Jisung waves his finger between them. “You’re my best friend. And I’m yours. And I’ve always wondered, you know?”
Minho is white knuckling the wheel. He can still feel Jisung beneath his fingertips, or maybe just within his bloodstream. Injected there to sit. Stay.
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24 Sep 2025
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“There are two rooms, and the lodge is more than big enough for two adults. We’re both relatively sane, which is always a bonus. You couldn’t murder me, though it’d be fun to see you try, and I promise I’ll try not to murder you.” Minho blinked guilelessly, apparently at the end of his speech. “Stay.”
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When Jisung arrives at his vacation house to find it double booked, his options are to return home, tail tucked between his legs, or learn to cohabit with the handsome, enigmatic stranger already occupying the lodge.
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24 May 2025
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“Y’know, you really talk a big game, when all it takes to keep you still is a little force in the locker room. Are you that helpless without your guard dogs?” Jisung tilts his head to the side as he speaks, blinking his eyes with faux sympathy.
The urge to act like a dog himself and bite gives Minho whiplash. He tightens his grip on Jisung’s shoulders and slams one of his padded legs into Jisung’s knee instead, a groan escaping the younger’s lips instantly. Minho takes the chance to switch their positions, slamming him into the lockers with much more force than necessary. The sound echoes in the room as Jisung shuts his eyes and leans his head back with a curse, chest heaving.
“I know I’ve been cordial on the ice and everything, Han, but don’t you forget that I don’t like you as much as you don’t like me,” Minho begins. Jisung keeps his eyes shut, head still tilted to the ceiling. Minho jostles him against the locker. “Look at me when I’m speaking.”
Jisung still doesn’t open his eyes, laughing instead as he says, “Fuck you.”
OR: The one where Jisung hates Minho, and Minho hates Jisung. Too bad they're stuck on the same hockey team now.
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23 May 2025
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"Let me tell you what I want," he says, feeling Jisung shudder under the brush of his lips. "I want you naked and shaking while I take my time eating you out, until your thighs are trembling and you're crying for me to fuck you."
Jisung's breath audibly hitches. His hand white-knuckles the edge of the marble bar top as Minho brushes his lips across the shell of Jisung's ear, the soft curls of his hair tickling Minho's nose. Jisung's scent hits him like heat slamming through an open door. Peaches and citrus, a sugary sweet layer over the powdery florals from before.
Minho feels like he snorted a line of coke.
Or: Minho and Jisung meet at a wedding after parasocially pining for each other through social media. Naturally, sparks fly.
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22 May 2025
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Jisung’s night is a disaster—heartbroken, left alone with his hurt, and stranded after catching his boyfriend cheating. But when his Uber arrives, his driver, Minho, is unexpected: sharp-eyed, effortlessly charming, and oddly comforting. As the city blurs past, their conversation shifts from heartbreaking stories the driver had witnessed to something electric. Maybe the night isn’t ruined after all.
(Or: Not-so-heartbroken Jisung meets his hot Uber driver and ends up getting fucked by him)
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21 Apr 2025