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He was glad his mother had left him alone because him talking to a cat might push her to start strongly suggesting that he visit a mind healer again. Shrugging his shoulders Draco decided to embrace the madness. There were worse things than attributing human emotions and behaviors to random black alley cats.
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13 Jun 2026
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Hermione Granger is a semi-socially adjusted genius who would really rather not alter her life plans to study at a school she's never heard of before. She had dreams and plans and wishes and goals. None of them included being a witch. But here she was anyway, a real witch with a real wand, a legacy shrouded in secrecy, and a few too many titles for an 11-year-old.
Or; Hermione's parents are a bit more reluctant to send their only child to magic boarding school. They also happen to be squibs who passed on a pretty rich magical legacy.
[Revised, Rewritten, with New Additions!!]
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- Part 1 of Blood Never Lies
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18 May 2026
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Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet by Bitui_n
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2025
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Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.
Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
Draco: Our minions-
Harry: Followers
Draco: -keep commenting itIn a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.
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- 154,182
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- 15/20
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Bookmarked by Palebluetrails
09 May 2026
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Little Whinging, Surrey is a place where individuality goes to die. Row after row of identical houses line the streets with pristine, white picket fences and perfectly pruned hedges and house perfectly normal families. Those who live on Privet Drive are no exception to this.
But there is one little boy who does not fit into that mould.
Little Hari Potter, who has befriended snakes and knows their ways, hears his neighbors whispering of things he wanted them to notice and says, “Aunt Petunia, did you hear? Mrs. Number Six thinks we’re too poor to afford clothes for two children. I heard her talking about asking the neighbors for donations for us. Isn’t that nice of her? I know that I’m a huge burden on you all, so I’m glad that someone is stepping up to help out.”
And that simply will not do. The Dursleys care more for their reputation than anything else, and so things slowly but surely begin to change as a result.
The Hari Potter who arrives at Hogwarts could never sort anywhere but Slytherin.
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- Part 1 of Child of Serpents
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- English
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- 20/20
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Bookmarked by Palebluetrails
09 May 2026
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Love's a Battlefield (and the Navy Did Not Train Steve for This Shit) by cyerus
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
30 Jul 2013
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The Kalakaua-Kelly clan are determined to matchmake Steve. Out of desperation, Steve makes up a boyfriend named Danny.
It doesn't quite go according to plan.
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- 1/1
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09 May 2026
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Cosa Nostra: (kō'sə nō'strə) etym: Italian n. The branch of the Mafia operating in the United States. Literally, "our thing" or "this thing of ours."
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Bookmarked by Palebluetrails
08 May 2026
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Bookmarked by Palebluetrails
02 Mar 2026
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Absolutely fantastic can't wait for more!
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"Her name is...Hermione," Lucius pronounces the name very carefully, watching Voldemort as if for some reaction. He has none to offer. "She's in my son's year. And she claims to be your daughter."
Crack!AU where Lord Voldemort thinks Hermione Granger is his daughter.
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- Part 2 of and several bad jokes later
- Part 2 of all plates are cracked by mr nobody
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- 3/3
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22 Jan 2026
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Absolutely hilarious kept laughing throughout
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Sweets and Studies by cheshire_carroll
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Supernatural
15 Aug 2021
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Hermione has been looking forward to attending Hogwarts as a student ever since she first heard of it. Being separated from her god, however, is intimidating. At least her Hogwarts years are filled with the sort of chaos that "Loki" loves (though Gabriel really would prefer it if she managed to stay out of danger more often. And he really does not like this 'Voldemort' character. Those twins are alright, at least, even though they're a bit too fond of his priestess for his liking).
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- Part 2 of The Confectionary Chronicles
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Lollies and Loki by cheshire_carroll
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Supernatural
11 Dec 2019
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Hermione Granger is seven years old when she kneels in front of an altar she's made herself with an offering of the best sweets her pocket money could buy and prays to a Trickster God.
Gabriel hears.
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- Part 1 of The Confectionary Chronicles
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- English
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- 180,008
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- 49/49
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- 55
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Bookmarked by Palebluetrails
24 Dec 2025
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Fantastic so far stayed up for hours reading the first 10 chapters
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Dean makes a living off of being an escort and a killer sleight of hand. He makes the unfortunate mistake of putting himself on Russian mobster Castiel Krushnic's radar. Instead of fearing for his life, Dean is just... annoyed.
Straight men are such a fucking nuisance.
Especially when they start killing Dean's clients-- ...wait.
Is this the part where Castiel makes him an offer he can't refuse?
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- Part 10 of ZYX's
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The adventures of Dean Winchester and his sin eating boyfriend.
Hey. Please stop adding my works to Goodreads. PLEASE. I don't want to be rated there, I'm not a professional author, and I'm tired of having to ask them to delete my profile every few months. Please stop.
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Bookmarked by Palebluetrails
23 Jul 2025
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Absolutely wonderful will be read again and again.
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Dean wasn’t sure why he was even scrolling through Craigslist. Especially not the casual encounters section. It was four days before Thanksgiving. Not like he was gonna try and hook up with someone before that shitstorm. After, sure, but not before.
He kept scrolling, though, not clicking anything until a title caught his eye.
Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? I am a 28 year old male felon who has no degree, but has studied enough theologies of the world, behavioral psychology, and philosophy to set your whole family’s teeth on edge—no matter which way they lean, politically, religiously or in terms of neuroses. I drive a van the same age as me that’s got a mural on the side of an angel holding an orgy. I can play between the ages of 20-30 depending on whether I shave. I live off an inheritance, and sell weed on the side. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship (monogamous or polyamorous, whichever sounds most like it would freak out su familia) with you (and/or others), to torment your family, I’m game...
(Stand alone AU, based on a prompt)
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- Part 11 of Ana's AU's
- Part 1 of MadAtYourDad
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Bookmarked by Palebluetrails
22 Jul 2025
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The series is fantastic and so sweet and funny a must read.
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Arthur could see his father glaring down - face red and eyes narrowed as he looked at Merlin with clear distaste.
"Once this over, sorcerer...I’ll burn you."
"You’ve already tried that," Merlin’s voice answered and Arthur had to bite his fist to keep from making any noise. “You need to accept you can’t kill me… Hand me that blanket, please.”
“I’m sure there must be some method… Beheading?”
“No, we tried that.”
“Hanging?”
“I just sort of... Swung there, remember?”
There was another pause.
“I should have made you keep that dragon below the castle so I could feed you to it.”
“Kilgharrah? He won’t eat me, but if you want to torture me than making me listen to his nonsense for an hour might do it.” Merlin said and there was a soft sigh from the other end of the room. “I’m glad you agreed to help me though. Usually I have to do the grunt work of saving Arthur myself.”
“I can’t wait to kill you.”
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Uther finds out about Merlin’s magic, but can’t seem to kill him. Merlin is just trying to protect Arthur. They become a begrudgingly effective duo. Arthur doesn't understand why they think he isn't noticing this.
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The Art of Publicity by xmypandabear
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Jul 2018
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After everything with the Accords, Tony Stark's reputation is in the toilet. Fortunately, he's got Spider-Man to make it better.
(AKA Five times Peter and Tony's relationship made the internet implode a little)
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- Part 1 of The Publicity Verse
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There are times in life where certain things are difficult to explain, like for example, when you're a Federal Agent and you have to explain why a Mafia Don adopted you ... after you put him in jail.
Tony is forever having to explain such things but thanks to those connections his life gets to collide with Neal Caffrey ... and that is something Tony will never regret, right?
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- Part 13 of Tales from Tony's Black Book
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- English
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- 23,628
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 481
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- 3,801
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Bookmarked by Palebluetrails
28 May 2025
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Finding Home by shadeshifter
Fandom Angel: the Series, Blade (Movie Series), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Constantine (TV), Criminal Minds, Criminal Minds (US TV), Forever (TV), Grimm (TV), Highlander: The Series, Leverage, Magnificent Seven (TV), NCIS, Numb3rs, Supernatural, The Magnificent Seven (TV), The Sentinel, The Wolf Among Us, White Collar, Without a Trace
14 Jun 2021
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After leaving NCIS, Tony gets a team of his own at the FBI. It's not long before he's neck deep in the supernatural (pun intended) and resigned to the fact that he brought it all on himself. Lindsey, Dean and Methos just think it's adorable that Tony thinks he exercises any control over them at all.
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10 May 2025
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All My Exes Are Wanted in the State of Texas by MaximumDragonEnergy
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), White Collar (TV 2009), Chuck (TV), X-Men - All Media Types, Supernatural (TV 2005), Psych (TV 2006), Batman - All Media Types
12 Mar 2024
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Spencer Reid shares his dating history and explains to his friends why each of his exes is wanted by the FBI.
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- Part 5 of In All My Lives I Will Find You
- Part 1 of All My Exes
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- English
- Words:
- 4,700
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 88
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Bookmarked by Palebluetrails
14 Apr 2025
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This was so fantastic I ended up falling. down a neal x spencer rabbit hole
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Peter Parker's Avengers Meme Folder by LyingInSpirals
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel, Iron Man (Movies), Daredevil (TV), Captain America (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Nov 2021
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As Peter, MJ and Ned spent a quiet evening going through their phones reminiscing on past fun times, Peter suddenly remembers that he has a gold mine of Peak Avengers content.
So obviously he HAS to post it all online, right?
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Healthy mix of Twitter, Group chats, and a ridiculous amount of pining of every kind!
(july 2025 - not abandoned, but on hiatus until i get my motivation for this fic back)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,910
- Chapters:
- 30/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 511
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- 5,141
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- 958
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- 79,417
Bookmarked by Palebluetrails
08 Mar 2025
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how nyc's vigilantes found a new family in eachother. by seven9s10s
Fandom Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, Hawkeye (Comics), Iron Fist (TV), Iron Man (Movies), Jessica Jones (TV), Luke Cage (TV), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Moon Knight (TV 2022), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Defenders (Marvel TV), The Punisher (TV 2017), Venom (Marvel Movies), Winter Soldier (Comics)
28 Dec 2022
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peter parker and his never ending journey to endear everyone in a 500mile radius of him to him! (ft; all my neurodivergent headcanons)
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- 32,279
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- 19
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- 618
Bookmarked by Palebluetrails
01 Mar 2025