Paleopotato



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    When Ezio arrives in Roma, he doesn’t expect someone else to burn Borgia towers before he can get his hand at it. He especially doesn’t expect that “someone else” to be two teenage brothers from Firenze who are out for chaos.
    So he introduces them to the Brotherhood, obviously.

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    Ezio accidentally adopts Desmond and Clay, not knowing they might be his /descendants/ sons.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Desmond's ancestors get transported to him and manage to save him from dying at the hand of the apple. They wait for him as he receives medical care.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Ryuji just wanted a burger, not to become the meat for a doorway burger.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Dojima's not a slaveholder of a boss, not really. Yeah, he stays the night, and he drags Adachi's ass to help him, but they don't really do much of police job. Most of the time, Adachi's figured out, beer and beef bowls get his boss to play along his vices.

    And now that Adachi has made him a fat fuck, he finds a problem: he cannot control himself for shit.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Ashe has turned down knighthood to open an inn that specialises in Duscur cuisine, partly inspired by his deep friendship with Dedue. Dedue regularly frequents the inn after completing his duties as King Dimitri's vassal, and Ashe is more than happy to host him and make him whatever he likes. The constant visits and Ashe's talents and generosity draw them closer together with every plate of food and every word shared between each other.

    Dedue's body softens and Ashe's courage grows to admit his feelings for Dedue to himself and to Dedue. And much to their shared delight, Dedue confesses the same. But scars still run deep, and Dedue's self-inflicted sense of duty still looms large over them--and Ashe finds that food may not be enough to dispel it.

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    14 Jun 2026