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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    Mac has helped Charlie with everything over the years. His homework, cutting his hair, his pathetic attempts at flirting with that waitress chick.

    So, Mac's perfectly fine, if not estatic, to help Charlie become a man.

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    07 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    Something in Randy relaxed. The man who murdered four people in front of him had broken into his apartment, and something in Randy relaxed. He didn’t have time to think about it.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    Best ranson fic ever holy shit

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    Randy and Benson have been on the road for a couple months now and tension is beginning to run a bit high.

    Especially for Randy.

    Benson decides to try and pull Randy out of his bad mood by suggesting he help him get off to some good ol’ heterosexual pornography.

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    06 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    As a curious child he’d gone to the library and learned that he’d be lucky to see half an inch of snow a year living in Louisiana, but it never stopped him from staring up at the sky throughout the winter months, praying on the more brisk, overcast days that the looming grayness of the sky would open up and dump a winter wonderland’s worth of snow just in time for Christmas.

    But with age came anxieties, new things to fret about that Randy had never even considered in childhood when he wasn’t responsible for the well-being of anyone, much less himself. And now that Randy was an adult with a shitty job and a shittier car, the weather outside was, in fact, frightful as he watched from the dining room window at work. There was already a fluffy layer of white covering his car across the street, and it didn’t appear to be slowing. According to the news, they were due for up to four inches of snow, and to an already underfunded, nowhere town in a notoriously winter-less southern state, it might as well had been a blizzard for the infrastructure -or lack thereof- that was readily available for tackling the unusual nature of it.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    10 Mar 2026