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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    Lambert is used to not trusting people. It comes with the territory of being a Witcher. So when he gets stranded on the side of the road in a storm, he’s absolutely sure no one aside from his brothers will be willing to help him, and even they’ll probably take a while. To Lambert’s confusion, someone decides to prove him wrong – and it’s a fucking Cat, of all people.

    But maybe, just maybe, he’s someone worth trusting.

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    12 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Hit with a bad curse, Eskel knows he has to go back to Kaer Morhen for the winter. But being unable to stop himself from hearing the thoughts of those around him will surely make it painful to be around anyone else, even his fellow witchers. Especially Geralt. The last thing he needs is to be confronted with what his family—and his first, hopeless, unrequited love—truly think of him.

    But, luckily or unluckily, absolutely nothing about breaking his curse goes as planned.

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    08 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    Written for the AWAU Winter 2024 Prompt Fest. The prompt was Prompt #5 - *spits blood* “I wouldn’t have done that if I were you”

    It should have been a simple contract - find out what was making the odd noises from inside the cavern near the waterfront, and let the fishermen know it was safe to use those waters again. Instead? Lambert was not prepared for this.

    (This Lambert is based on Game and Book Canon Lambert.)

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    11 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    After a few more rounds of our three brave heroes taking turns holding the sole braincell, we get on with the Action Plot to bring this whole mess toward some kind of resolution.

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    04 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    Geralt tells Jaskier to leave.

    So he does.

    Lost, exhausted, and trying not to fall apart somewhere between one lonely tavern and the next, Jaskier stumbles across a dying Cat School witcher in the woods and makes the deeply questionable decision to help.

    Aiden has spent most of his life surviving alone.

    Jaskier has spent most of his pretending loneliness doesn’t hurt anymore.

    Neither of them is prepared for what happens

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    16 May 2026