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Shauna squints. Is the girl making fun of her? Is Shauna just not understanding the teasing?
The girl ignores Shauna’s suspicious gaze and just claps her hands, as if Shauna just said the best thing ever to her. “Wowza, you’re so cool! Bon-joor!”
Five-year-old Shauna Shipman is learning a very important lesson: moving to America is incredibly difficult, especially when you only speak French.
Difficult. Not impossible. Not if Jackie Taylor has anything to say about it.
(Only in English, though.)
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based on this prompt
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15 Jul 2026
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don't hold your breath (forget you ever saw me at my best) by etchedinglass
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
25 Jun 2025
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There aren’t many things you need to know about Jackie Taylor.
She’s seven years old. Her favorite color is pink. Shauna Shipman is her very best friend.
That’s really all there is to her.
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Four times Jackie Taylor "doesn't mean to" kiss Shauna Shipman, and one time she does.
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13 Mar 2026
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Shauna's fists clenched at her sides, head roaring from the inside of her skull. "I love you."
"Again." Jackie's voice was gravelly.
"I love you."
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09 Mar 2026
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Who’s to blame when parties really get out of hand?
Who’s to blame when they get poorly planned?Not Jackie, that’s for sure. She just wants to get Shauna out of the house on the last night before graduation. An odyssey through Wiskayok isn’t that bad when your destination is the greatest party of the year, right?
Or: the loosely inspired Booksmart AU
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09 Mar 2026
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“Well, that little gay pixie out there just had her hand in your back pocket,” The landlord says, hands on her hips. “You sure you two aren’t a couple?”
“No, we’re just best friends. Roommates now, too.”
The landlord sighs and flips over the white paper in her hand. “Well, as you would have read, you can’t get the discount on rent, then. It’s for married couples only.”
“The discount?” Shauna murmurs, the zeros on her student debt screaming at her in her head. “How much?”
“Half the advertised rent price.”
Oh. Shauna thinks, then gulps.
Oh.
“I was only joking,” She blurts out, symptomatic of disconnect between mouth and brain. “We are. A married couple—yeah. Me and Jackie are married.”
Or, an AU where Shauna suddenly realizes there are a few benefits to people mistaking her and her roommate/long-term best friend Jackie for a married couple, which Jackie would totally understand her indulging in, right? If only she told Jackie what she was telling people about them, that is.
Or, nine times people mistake Jackie and Shauna for a married couple, and the one time they realize they actually are one.
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09 Mar 2026