Phantom_Piper



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    Bilbo was tired. He had seen the flames of Mount Doom explode in his face. He had drowned in the Brandywine river before ever reaching Rivendell. He had died defending his Company from the trolls. He'd died in Goblin Town. He'd died at the gates of Erebor, dropped from a mad Thorin's grip. He'd been run through, burnt to death, squished by a very angry dragon, drowned – multiple times, that was a particular nightmare, thank you – and killed by the sword so many times that the sheer thought of it had lost its shock to his system.

    Bilbo was very tired of dying. He was very tired of failing his friends and family and ones he loved above all else. Bilbo was tired of the Ring and its stupid manipulations. Bilbo was tired. Bilbo was so very tired. But after yet another death he woke up again...

    ...to find that his dwarves, his Company, his Thorin and Dwalin, act in a way they never had before.

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    “Dwarves tend to use the stones they come from, but here,” Gandalf says, reaching into some hidden pocket of his robes and revealing a handful of very dirty gemstones. “Take these.” 

    Covered in dirt and all else, Bilbo really can’t see what he’s even looking at. A couple of gems, perhaps, or crystals. Only one tends to be actually cut into the fashion of rings, but the others look like they’ve come from the ground directly. One looks to be a garnet, but that’s the only color he recognizes. 

    “And pray tell,” Bilbo drawls, “what am I supposed to do with this?” 

    Gandalf laughs, fully bodied and leaning forward slightly. Bilbo can’t help but stare, half debating on throwing the mismatched rocks right onto the ground. 

    “Why, give it to Thorin, perhaps? As a token of… friendship,” Gandalf says.

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    Or Bilbo gives Thorin a gem that means lust. Thorin eventually replies with a flower that means hate. They figure it out in the end.

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    fauntlings, little ones, small Bagginses, poor babies, these are just a few of the many things to call Bilbo Baggins' "nephews." the dwarves, however, call them tiny Hobbits.

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    15 May 2026

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    Sal is driving.

    He’s no idea where he’s driving too, just knows that it’s away.

    Away from…that.

    Away from Eddie, his fucking Fiancé, of all goddamn people.

    … Eddie standing there…in the middle of their fucking living room, hands around Shannon…

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    Eddie was asleep. And hard, probably. And seeking out his own pleasure in his sleep, which was — rare, Buck guessed. At least, he'd never done it in all the times they'd shared a bed. Buck definitely would've noticed.

    (or: sleep deprived after taking on an extra shift, nothing could've prepared Buck for the sight he was about to walk in on.)

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    02 Apr 2026