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Baby's First Alien Invasion by BleuSarcelle
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons (Movie 2022)
01 Jun 2026
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“How the hell did you fight Superman?”
Damian tilts his head back, a smug smirk on his lips. “What? Like it’s hard?”
“Is this his concussion talking?” Tim asks, eyebrow arched in both worry and surprise. “No way he fought against the Superman.”
“Of course I did. Jon was barely a match for him so we had to switch adversaries. “
“Who the fuck is Jon?”
Jasons’s question is ignored. “And besides, Jon was useless since he couldn’t hold the kryptonite, for obvious reasons I believe I won’t have to explain —”
“No, seriously, who the fuck is Jon?”
“Wasn’t that the turkey’s name?” Tim answers, narrowing his eyes at his little brother who throws them a glare in return.
"That's Jerry." Dick supplies from the side.
(or the one where the one time the three oldest batboys leave for a training mission it's the one time their newest babiest brother experiences his first alien invasion all on his own, along with his new babiest friend, and they all between worried, proud, and a little concerned with their brother's priorities.)
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02 Jul 2026
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you're not lost, you're just dead(ish) by achillesofthesun
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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It had only taken Peter about thirty minutes (of time not screaming out in pain and terror as his body pulled itself apart into a brightly colored conglomerate of molecules, something he did not want to think about) for Peter to figure out a few very important things about his situation.
1. Peter Parker was currently in a universe incredibly different from his own.
2. Peter Parker should under no circumstances interact with anyone running around dressed as some sort of bat or bird.
3. Peter Parker was completely and utterly alone.--
Or: Another Peter Parker wakes up in Gotham after getting snapped fic. Except this time, he's glitching!
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- Part 1 of glitchy in gotham extended universe
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“Don’t move,” Jason whispers. “If we don’t move he won’t see us.”
“That’s for a T-rex and it’s a lie. They could very well kill you even then.”
“You are shitting on my hopes and dreams, Replacement.”
“I’m not. I’m just saying —”
“Todd,” Damian calls and when he gets no answer from Jason, he whimpers, “Drake.”
“I can't believe I'm saying this but he’s breaking my heart, dude."
“Shut up, don’t give in. It’s a trap.” Jason says. “It’s a trap —”
They lose both the battle and the war when Damian stops waiting for them and instead stumbles forward, almost drunkenly, and unceremoniously flops himself on Jason’s front, full-on crying against his chest.
“Jesus fuck, Baby-bat. Who do I have to kill?”
(Or the one where Jason and Tim come to the Manor on the early hours of the day after a long night of patrol and they find weird new kind of life form out of this world that cries with snot and all inside the Manor. It takes them some time, because they are both dumbasses, to convince themselves that's actually their little brother crying his eyes out.)
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30 Jun 2026
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The Bludhaven newspaper reported that there was a strange kid running around helping out the homeless, so that must mean Nightwing has a new sidekick right?
What they don't know is Nightwing's supposed sidekick was actually an Al Ghul traitor protecting a half-dead amnesiac Jason Todd.
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Cyanide, Bombs, and Other Forms of Love by FriendlyNeighborhoodGothamite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
24 Mar 2026
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Damian has had a cyanide capsule in his molar since he was a toddler. When the tooth falls out, he’s not sure why everyone seems so distressed.
After all, Jason has his helmet wired with bombs.
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27 Jun 2026