Phoenix_The_Real_Person
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Like Sleep to the Freezing by Phoenix_The_Real_Person
Fandoms: Justice League Dark (Comics), Hellblazer, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, DCU, DCU (Comics)
22 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
After a mission gone wrong sees Zatanna Zatara bring an unseen guest back home with her; an unfamiliar magical creature starts to possess the members of the Justice League Dark one by one. Having chosen John Constantine as its new food-source, the creature’s ravenous infiltration may unwittingly reveal some of the team’s secrets. John’s in particular. Will the team be able to work together long enough to save John’s life? Or, will this attack leave their trust shattered for good?
(AKA, the writer’s long-winded excuse to force the JLD into a get-along shirt. AKA I saw mitzvahmelting make Bruce asexual and said, I could do that to John.) -
An Unsolved Friendship 2 by McKat, Phoenix_The_Real_Person, thegeekyrose
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
07 Dec 2022
Tags
Summary
Yes it's been literal years please don't judge us
Series
- Part 2 of Artemis Fowl Meets Buzzfeed Unsolved
-
Quid Pro Quo by Phoenix_The_Real_Person for iiNyxtello
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast), The Borrowers - All Media Types
10 Aug 2022
Tags
Summary
Kravitz and Taako both have a very important event coming up, maybe they can help each other.
-
The Ways You've Changed Me by Phoenix_The_Real_Person
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
15 Feb 2021
Tags
Summary
While on vacation at Fowl Manor, Holly Short and Artemis Fowl are pulled far into their past to the aftermath of the Goblin Revolution, and things are not as they remember them. How will they convince their past selves to trust them, and do they even want to? And how will they get back home?
-
An Unsolved Friendship by McKat, Phoenix_The_Real_Person, thegeekyrose
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
17 Nov 2020
Tags
Summary
What if Artemis Fowl II joined Buzzfeed Unsolved? What kind of shenanigans would ensue? These may not be questions you were wondering, but we've got the answers for you anyways.
Series
- Part 1 of Artemis Fowl Meets Buzzfeed Unsolved
Recent series
-
Artemis Fowl Meets Buzzfeed Unsolved by McKat, Phoenix_The_Real_Person, thegeekyrose
Fandom Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
07 Dec 2022
- Words:
- 25,297
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 17
Recent bookmarks
-
I'm Ryland Grace - AMA by sly_as_an_alpaca
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.
Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.
---
Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,349
- Chapters:
- 9/?
- Comments:
- 1,786
- Kudos:
- 6,029
- Bookmarks:
- 1,612
- Hits:
- 54,087
Bookmarked by Phoenix_The_Real_Person
20 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Eve is swept into the luxurious whirlwind romance of her dreams after meeting Lex Luthor at a friend's wedding, but dark secrets lie beneath his charming façade. She documents what she can with her phone camera in a folder called The Lex Files.
Prequel from Eve's perspective set one year before canon events. A love story, but not the good kind.
Bookmarked by Phoenix_The_Real_Person
05 Apr 2026
-
When Sybil calls by RangerBumble
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Batman - All Media Types, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Constantine (Comics)
06 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
You can't blame psychics for being cryptic but John really wishes this particular conduit for the forces of reality hadn't called in the middle of his Justice League debrief.
In which DCU characters are faced with the truth about the Hellblazer's very Vertigo life and almost everyone has something to say on the subject of John Constantine.
Tags are subject to change.
Series
- Part 1 of When Sybil Calls
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 177,968
- Chapters:
- 74/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 2,684
- Kudos:
- 1,600
- Bookmarks:
- 459
- Hits:
- 60,959
Bookmarked by Phoenix_The_Real_Person
03 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I love them oh my gosh i love them
-
Tags
Summary
When Bruce Wayne comes out, he accidentally becomes the poster child of bisexuality and realizes his lifestyle of sleeping around needs to come to an end. Clark, being the supportive friend that he is, volunteers to pretend to date him for a year.
You know the rest.
-
Hal Jordan Is The Second Smartest in The League by Captain_Kinky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Green Lantern (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
25 Aug 2024
Tags
Summary
“What are you playing at, Lantern?” Batman’s lips are pulled into a frown, and his tone is searching, prodding– like he’s trying to see if Hal is joking or genuinely knows.
Hal raises his hands in mock surrender to show he means no harm. “Look, the code of capes, masks, and cowls: I won’t tell anyone your civilian identity.” He smiles. “I’m just letting you know that I know so that you know I’m the smartest in the League.”
“What are you talking about?” Batman applies the same tactic as earlier.
“Well, you’re the smartest, I digress– so maybe I’m the second smartest, but finding out your identity? C’mon Brucie, give me some credit, it’s pretty impressive.”
“Don’t call me that.”
___
This is what happens when Hal Jordan is the first to learn that Bruce Wayne is Batman.
come join the batlantern discord server!
CHECK OUT THIS SUPER COOL ART INSPIRED BY CHAPTER 16 OF THIS FIC BY ASHOSS
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 67,218
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 2,291
- Kudos:
- 5,739
- Bookmarks:
- 1,131
- Hits:
- 134,818
Bookmarked by Phoenix_The_Real_Person
10 May 2024