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    Carlos looks after the quivering mess that Cecil becomes following a long day of re-education, and is terrified when a letter arrives at the lab summoning him to City Hall the next day. It turns out that re-education in Night Vale isn't anywhere near as painful as Carlos had feared.

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    ”The fact of the matter is,” Wahisietel lied, “that I have some business in Varrock. Something I’ll have to take care of fairly soon. What I was thinking about is that since we are all going the same way, we could travel there together. You two could see some Fifth Age sights, practice your Common, learn about the modern-day customs and manners...Or alternatively, I can kick you both out of the house, go on my way alone, and you two can do what the hell ever you want.”

    ...In which the Zarosian Mahjarrat go on a road trip for fun, learning, hijacking river boats , and occasional bouts of Saradominism.

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    i thought i bookmarked this ages ago but as it turns out! anyway this fic is a perennial favorite and honestly, for runescape lovers, a must

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    Jones makes a friend.

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    Dr. Liu,

    Got your final report yesterday on Project LV-426. I'm amazed. Great work all around. It's been forwarded to the Chair, our friends at the Pentagon, the Defense Appropriations Committee, and DARPA. The acid-resistant armor is something that should really catch their eye.

    We're expecting some big grant money from this.

    Burke

    Burke,

    Did you read even the executive summary of my report? There are some interesting biomaterials that we could work with, but I stressed, multiple times, that this creature is far too dangerous to even consider using in military research projects. It's aggressive, stupid, vicious, aggressive, impossible to train, and did I mention aggressive?

    . . .their limbs work on hydraulic principles and operate under pressure, which is why they splurt like a popped water balloon when they get hit in those Marine camera feeds we saw. A slight wound to a limb takes them right the hell out of commission, and now your troops have to deal with an insanely aggressive and stupid xenomorphic K-9 unit that oh by the way IS BLEEDING ACID.

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    really fantastic!