PicassoPickle
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- Ted Lasso (TV) (13)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (5)
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- Loki (TV 2021) (4)
- Breaking Bad (2)
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There are no omegas in the NHL. None in any professional sport, actually.
It’s not that they’re illegal, it just… doesn’t happen.
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Shane Hollander has spent his entire career hiding the truth: he’s an omega. Only... it turns out suppressants don't mix well with a high-stress pro hockey career. The last thing he needs is Ilya Rozanov noticing something’s wrong.
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David rolls onto his side as his brain tries to catch up with what just happened.
What did just happen?
He hadn’t stopped Calvin. He could’ve. Or at least, he could’ve tried. He hadn’t even… he hadn’t even said no, had he? Panic claws up his throat as he thinks of Patrick, his beautiful, gorgeous Patrick. He needs to tell him. He fucking cheated on him.
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Rebecca just about holds herself together until she gets home from the airport.
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Roy can tell there’s something on Jamie's mind, and he mildly wonders when that shift happened, when he actually started noticing Jamie, when he started picking up on his little quirks and cues and in a split-second know how he is feeling.
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“You haven’t got bad breath, Rebecca. Cross my heart, hope to die.”
She says silent, staring resolutely down at her hands. Ted feels something worse coil in his gut as he realizes something. This isn’t unfounded insecurity; this has come from somewhere—or someone.
“Rebecca,” he starts, reaching for her twisting hands and stilling them with a simple touch. He brushes his thumb across her knuckles in a soothing motion. “Rebecca, darlin', did someone tell you that it was bad?”
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The day after attending a charity event in Vancouver, Shane, Ilya, Scott, and a few other players board a plane to take them to Tampa for 2017 All Stars.
The plane goes down somewhere in the wilderness, in the middle of a storm.
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19 May 2026
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Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.
Except, well. Then there are zombies.
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16 May 2026
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Closer to where you are (is where I must be) by sistercacao
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jun 2026
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“Ilya, what are we gonna do?” Shane says.
Ilya finishes whatever he has been doing on his phone, and tosses it gently to the bed beside him. He crosses the room to Shane, stands in front of him, squeezes into his shoulders with his big hands, rubbing them like he means to warm them up.
“Looks like we will have a little vacation,” he says, with a big obnoxious grin.
Boston and Montreal are sent to Paris to play against each other in an exhibition series in January 2017. Ilya and Shane decide to stay in Paris for one more night. Just one more night, so they can talk. Maybe finally understand each other.
They aren't expecting a volcano to erupt in Iceland and close all the airspace in Europe, leaving them stranded there. Together.
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14 May 2026
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i tried to be good (am i no good?) by bee_slut
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Jun 2026
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Ilya’s smoking in the parking lot in Tampa when he realizes. Last time he and Shane spoke on the phone he didn’t say ‘I love you’ back. Shane had said it, and he had made a stupid fucking joke.
If he had died today, if the plane had crashed, he wouldn’t have gotten the chance to tell Shane he loves him one last time.
It sits wrong in his chest. It’s not guilt, at least not completely. It’s something sharper, like something is out of place, or unfinished.
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or: ilya rozanov has ocd
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16 Apr 2026
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In order to get a dangerous, misogynistic cult shut down, Mulder and Scully have to go undercover as a married couple to destroy it from the inside. When they get a little too involved, how will they manage to come out alive?
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30 Dec 2025