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Crowley has figured out how to shift being an escort into Easy Mode. His plan is to coast along for a year or two while he spins up something more long term. Unfortunately, the universe has plans of its own.
Aziraphale stares down the barrel of another string of high-falutin family fêtes, and decides he wants to shake things up this year. An opportunity arises that allows him to do just that.
*slaps the roof of this fic* this bad boy can fit so many tropes in it! We've got Escort AU, we've got fake/pretend relationship. Only one bed! Fucking while pining! Idiots in love! Quotes from the show! Anathema being exasperated! Not a lot of angst! If you're looking for something to heal you from season two, I highly suggest you check it out.
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28 Jun 2026
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Crowley felt his presence the second he stumbled over the threshold into the shop. He wondered idly why he was still permitted inside, but he supposed the shop belonged to Muriel now, and the little angel, cruelly abandoned and desperately lonely, was unlikely to bar their only friend from entering.
“Friends,” he muttered in disgust. Affection, attachment, it was all meaningless.
Nothing lasts forever.
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27 Jun 2026
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Thin Friendly Walls by tvshowsufferer
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Jun 2026
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Every morning, Aziraphale is ambushed by his chronically straight flatmate in criminal morning undress and we absolutely don't know where this is going.
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27 Jun 2026
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An Angelic Disposition by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Jul 2019
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But Aziraphale was also a bit of a bastard, so it turned out that when he was hellbent on giving Crowley everything he ever wanted, it was by any manipulative, duplicitous means necessary.
Aziraphale's affection takes Crowley apart.
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- Part 1 of An Angelic Disposition
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24 Jun 2026
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The demon inside by UnproblematicMe
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Aug 2019
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After the apocalypse that wasn't, Crowley has the luxury to spend as much time with Aziraphale as he wants. But the new proximity stokes old feelings he finds harder to control every day.
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20 Jun 2026
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these three remain by weatheredlaw
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Aug 2019
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but the greatest of these is love
or: aziraphale struggles with faith after the world doesn't end. crowley's got some experience with that.
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19 Jun 2026
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savage harvest by weatheredlaw
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Aug 2019
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“Have we been fools?” Crowley asked.
“The worst kind.”
“Oh, I don’t know.” Crowley stood and placed his other hand on Aziraphale’s cheek, forcing his gaze up. “I’ve never had more fun than when I’ve been a fool with you.”
or: nanny ashteroth and brother francis arrive at the dowlings, married. the decision ripples through the years.
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17 Jun 2026
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Just Ask by Davechicken
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Aug 2019
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Just because he's decided it's okay, it doesn't mean Aziraphale's pursuit of a certain demon goes smoothly.
He is, however, determined to work it out.
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16 Jun 2026
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Crowley had imagined it differently. On the rare, very rare occasions when he’d allowed himself to imagine something could happen between the two of them, it didn’t go like this. No – Crowley was suave and sure of himself, not a rambling, babbling mess. Aziraphale was charmed, and flattered by his attentions. They’d take their clothes off slowly, without any urgency. They’d stare into each other’s eyes, and whisper sweet nothings into each other’s ears. In his imagination, they wouldn’t have been so hungry, so desperate for each other.
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What if, once they start having sex, they can't stop?
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15 Jun 2026
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Stranger in Paradise by Dannye Chase (HolyCatsAndRabbits), HolyCatsAndRabbits
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Sep 2019
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Having felt left out of the Almostpocalypse, Pestilence comes out of retirement to attack London with a few plagues. Meanwhile, Crowley and Aziraphale negotiate the recent post-Armageddon’t changes to their 6000-year love affair like a couple of dumbasses and are embarrassed to discover that even Death thinks they need to get their shit together. Also Aziraphale is a BAMF.
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- Part 1 of Guardian Angel
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10 Jun 2026
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Crowley is insanely jealous over Aziraphale's relationship with Oscar Wilde. He brings it up and they both get down. This work was inspired by the photo edit linked below, which I frankly find painfully hot. I hope you enjoy!
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07 Jun 2026
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Samson: A Duet by amdg2846
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Sep 2019
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He left Crawly on the wall, pleading care for the exiled humans, and wandered into the desert, alone. When night fell, he made himself a little fire, and sat hugging his knees and thinking about God, and flaming swords, and apples, and apple-red lips. He stared at the fire, worrying his tongue between his teeth and twisting his fingers, and almost didn’t notice the lonely figure approaching out of the moonless shadows to the west.
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02 Jun 2026
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In the immediate aftermath of the Nope-Let's-Notpocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale tentatively begin to move on, hoping Heaven and Hell will leave them alone in the wake of both of their failed trials.
Of course, nothing could possibly be that simple.
It isn't that Gabriel or Beelzebub have actually figured out how the trials were subverted...but boy, do they THINK they have it figured out. Thankfully, it won't take much to keep them in the dark.
(Crowley and Aziraphale just have to spend eternity together, pretending to be in love with each other. All Crowley needs to do is make sure Aziraphale never finds out that everything he's saying and doing is true.)
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02 Jun 2026
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To Love and To Need by AislinRegin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Oct 2019
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After falling (fighting?) their way into bed, Aziraphale expects smooth sailing for them. He simply may have... forgotten to discuss that expectation with Crowley.
And Crowley has a way of leaping to the exact wrong conclusion.
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- Part 2 of A Study in Contrasts
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30 May 2026
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Feast by Brynncognito
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Oct 2019
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Aziraphale likes eating Crowley out at least as much as he likes enjoying a particularly nice brioche.
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29 May 2026
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Asking Crowley to move here with him is, Aziraphale thinks, the bravest thing he has ever done.
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29 May 2026
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A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Or maybe a delightful thing. It really just depends.
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- Part 1 of binding
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28 May 2026
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Nobody would suspect that Aziraphale, reluctant Principality and fidgety Guardian of the Eastern Gate of Eden, would have a tryst with a demon.
This is a good thing. It means they’re less likely to get caught.
“You’re about to say yes, angel,” murmurs the serpent behind him, hot breath against the shell of his ear and hands lost inside Aziraphale’s mint-green silk robe. “I can feel it.”🍎
In which Crowley and Aziraphale have been sleeping together since Eden and somehow still manage to pine after each other for six thousand years.
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26 May 2026
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The door gave way with a crack, and several large, armed men stepped into the room. They stared at Aziraphale for a long moment. A few glanced at each other, and one muttered something. The closest one drew his sword.
And then a familiar voice said, “Aziraphale?”
Aziraphale is a monk at Lindisfarne. Crowley is a Viking.
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26 May 2026
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Three Bad Years. by Ofmgo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 May 2026
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Aziraphale broke Crowley's trust during their marriage. Now they have been divorced for three years, have never truly gotten over one another and navigate the path of potentionally, maybe, kinda getting back together.
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25 May 2026