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Zoro is nothing if not a good protector. But when it's Sanji's turn to receive that protection, he feels conflicted. Sanji spent his early life wishing someone would protect him. But that was years ago, and he doesn't need protecting anymore. Certainly not by Zoro.
Or, Sanji falls overboard, and Zoro jumps in after him.
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22 Jun 2026
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There's a saying in the north that goes if you are born in the cold, the cold stays in you.
(Zosan secret santa gift for sydneyxface)
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21 Jun 2026
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“Oh. What Zoro finds pretty? That’s obvious."
“It is?” Sanji asks, shocked.
“It is?” Zoro asks, eyes wide.
Or: six times Sanji tries to guess Zoro’s type, and one time Zoro asks for his.
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21 Jun 2026
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In which Zoro starts some shit, and Sanji finishes it.
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21 Jun 2026
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The camera shot opens with a rustle of clothes, caught by the microphones clipped to their collars, as two people settle down opposite each other into the seats pulled out for them in the middle of the set. There’s a table in between, small but just wide enough for a pile of what looks like index cards and two bottles of hard liquor, lined up in a row with the labels facing the camera and the glass glinting under lights. There’s even two shot glasses neatly placed in front of them, along with two large glasses of what seems like juice to act as chasers.
Jaunty music starts playing. Someone’s voice-over. ‘So, do you know what you’re here today for?’
Zoro blinks at the camera, unimpressed. ‘To drink, I hope.’
Sanji snorts. ‘The whole point is to have to avoid drinking, dumbass.’
Three couples play "Truth or Drink". It goes as badly, or as well, as you would expect.
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20 Jun 2026