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All I Can Ever Tell You by Polkaretto
Fandoms: Subarashiki Kono Sekai | The World Ends With You
17 Sep 2014
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Neku's an author. Stuff happens. Mild swearing. JoshNeku with Shiki/Eri on the side! :3
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After the final battle at the Valley of the End, Naruto tries one last time to explain what Sasuke means to him.
Sasuke finally understands.
Or rather, he thinks he does.
A fic where Sasuke reaches the only logical conclusion after hearing Naruto’s final definition of “friendship” at the Valley of the End: obviously, Naruto has been in love with him all this time.
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20 Jul 2026
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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20 Jul 2026
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Entirely Out of Spite: Into the Spite-verse by Bgtea
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Jul 2026
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It hurt his head to think about what he was doing prior to… this, but he was fairly certain he’d gone to bed. Like any normal day. He’d returned from his routine shift at the Fatui headquarters and gone back to his studio apartment to sleep. The first thing his slightly dumbfound mind managed to conjure up was that he’d been isekai’d, but it was thought with a mental laugh and a ‘yeah, sure’ followed right after.
Meaning the only feasible conclusion was that he was still asleep, and this was all a dream.-----------
Or, Ajax wakes up somewhere that looks suspiciously similar to Liyue, from Genshin Impact, the videogame; and resolves to change history.
Alternate working title by Avana: Big Brothers Ajax's Misadventures in Space-Time One Accidental Adoption at a Time[word count up to chapter 12: 69k
word count up to chapter 59: 420 690. funny number achieved. i don't know why it keeps lining up like this]- Language:
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12 Jul 2026
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Blood and Iron by harrypanther
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Aug 2021
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Erebor fell and the dragon sleeps on his hoard of gold. The scattered dwarves do not prosper under King Thrain in Ered Luin. Dwarves have few friends and fewer since the Crown Prince was lost and his younger brother assumed his duties.
Bilbo Baggins, respectable hobbit of the Shire, is travelling to Bree on behalf of the Thain, his Uncle, when he notes the dwarfish blacksmith. Curious, he realises the dwarf is a slave and on impulse, he buys him and tries to free him. But the dwarf, Thorin, has to explain that he has lost his honour and will be no longer welcome at his home. Especially when it seems that there are those who have profited from his absence...
Disclaimer: The Hobbit was written by JRR Tolkien. Film rights remain with New Line Cinema, Warner Brothers and MGM.
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05 Jul 2026