Princess_Sarcastia
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Maddie's always wanted to do anal. She tries it with Doug, first, with disastrous results. Years later, she works up the nerve to try again—this time, with the one person she trusts completely.
A story in two parts.
It takes Maddie some time to work up to asking for it again. Whenever that itch of curiosity strikes, so too does the memory of Doug's patronizing little ick face.
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Its madman might think it gave her a reprieve, but he should have used his head. If someone put him in a computer simulation for all eternity, a fixed ending, he would kill himself inside of a month and hope he somehow found something better out the other side.
River's mother grew her inside of herself; the TARDIS stands to reason that it could do the same thing for its girl.
For the, "Keep Fandom Weird" bingo challenge. Prompt: Sentient Setting or Location.
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In the presence of God, I make this vow. by Princess_Sarcastia
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types
25 Jul 2025
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Susan always hoped, quietly, that when she married, it would be with love.
For the, "Keep Fandom Weird" bingo challenge. Prompt: arranged divorce.
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take your foot off of the break by Princess_Sarcastia
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Mar 2025
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It aches in a good way, stretching herself thin like this. The way Pietro felt when Strucker pushed him another hundred miles past when he wanted to stop, except this is so much more than a hundred miles. Like reality is bending to let her reach farther and farther.
Novi Grad is Wanda's city. She's spent her whole life trying to hold it together. Today, it all sits in the palms of her hands.
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- Part 1 of remember what we had here
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hold tender this land by Princess_Sarcastia for Brenda
Fandoms: Mission: Impossible (Movies)
17 Jul 2024
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Ilsa "dies" and has to find a place to lay low, outside of the narrative. There, she finds Will. He's spent years trying to make a home there, unsuccessfully—until now.
Meanwhile, with the ever-watchful eyes of the Entity trained on him, Ethan pines. Desperately. Wordlessly. So hard, he might as well put down roots and call himself an evergreen.
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Fractured, piecemeal attempts at salvaging the potential I once loved in the MCU, all those years ago. Someday, I may finish and publish the main event, "The magpie comes at noon," wherein Jane Foster saves the universe, but that day is not today.
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How Iceman and Maverick and Sarah built a life together, how it all fell apart, and what they and their children do to rebuild in the aftermath of terrible loss.
Grief, love, anger, reconciliation, family, and more polyamory to come.
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in any other world (aka four ways veronica mars’ life could have ended up) by Princess_Sarcastia
Fandom Veronica Mars (Movie 2014), Veronica Mars (TV), Veronica Mars - All Media Types
20 Jul 2020
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i am tired of re-writing tragedy without change. let them live. let them learn. let them love. by Princess_Sarcastia
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
21 Nov 2020
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Starts with Had we but World enough, and Time, which can stand alone if you're satisfied with it. still, a great deal of light falls on everything is just little scenes that didn't make the cut, or that have grabbed me by the arm and dragged me along with them, and have no real through-line or theme.
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the most dangerous place in the world by Princess_Sarcastia
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)
29 Jul 2020
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The most dangerous place in the wold is between a mother and her children.
Good luck with that, Reginald.
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time, and again by sundancekid
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Apr 2026
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Ilya is six the first time it happens. He's in the garden, and then he sees himself, just a little older, and that older Ilya waves and comes running over to play. Later he will be so grateful Mama is the only one who sees. She tells him it must be their secret, just the two of them, always, and gives him ground rules, to keep him safe: when you visit, don't talk to strangers, don't go in public, don't ask questions of your older self, don't tell your younger self anything. You don't know what knowing the future might change. Don't ever tell anyone about it.
When Ilya says he's going to score fifty goals his rookie season, he's not boasting, he's reporting a fact.
Bookmarked by Princess_Sarcastia
22 Jun 2026
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"I don't know, I only just noticed, I didn't—"
"We would've heard if it fell on the dock, right? The clunk?"
Shane's heart broke a little, because it meant Ilya had finally come to the same realization as him.
The crucifix was in the water.
Ilya’s chain breaks without him noticing. Shane comes to the rescue.
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Bookmarked by Princess_Sarcastia
22 Jun 2026
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The Great Divide by broccolicheddarchicken for Sileycrunch
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Jun 2026
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“Perfectly fine. I’ll be good as new in a couple of days.”
“Good.” A moment of quiet on the other line. Shane could hear Ilya breathing.
“I love you so much. You know this, yes?”
“Of course I do. And I love you too. I’ll see you…” Shane had to consider when the next day they could visit would be.
"When you see me," Ilya supplied.
“I'll see you when I see you. Okay. Sure.”
“Bye, Shane."
“Bye.”
The Boxing Day argument doesn't happen, Ilya doesn't seek professional help, and he and Shane keep pretending everything's fine. In the last few weeks of the season, Ilya reaches a breaking point. After saving his boyfriend's life, Shane is forced to grapple with the broken pieces, figure out what went wrong, and try to slot everything back together again.
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- Part 1 of The Great Divide
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Bookmarked by Princess_Sarcastia
22 Jun 2026
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Lily looked deliberately over Jane’s shoulder at that, her delicate fingers running through her smooth, ash blonde hair. She had started bleaching it a few years earlier.
“Sure,” she laughed, sharp and flinty, “When are we not fighting?”
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Jane and Lily as WAGs
Bookmarked by Princess_Sarcastia
22 Jun 2026
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precipice by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 May 2026
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“When he kissed you,” Shane asks, “did he—was it always your top lip, like he—”
“Yes,” Svetlana says. The smallest laugh. “Like he was trying to swallow me whole."
or: After the Centaurs' plane goes down, Shane and Svetlana meet for the first time at the memorial service.
(inspired by the tumblr post that says 'in a way grief sex is like having a threesome with a ghost')Bookmarked by Princess_Sarcastia
22 Jun 2026