Princip1914
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Irving Bailiff keeps having a dream that he is loved.
He cannot explain it. It is a feeling rather than a setting. The love is new but the setting is always the same, has been the same for years. Long white corridors which twist at impossible angles into other long white corridors. The severed floor he assumes, although he has never been there.
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The Joy of Retirement by Princip1914
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Jan 2022
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Sometimes retirement for celestial and occult entities means a quaint cottage with heated floors and built-in bookcases and afternoon tea taken in the flourishing garden while the smell of the sea wafts over on the breeze. This is not that kind of retirement.
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Literally and Metaphorically (A Feast for Colin Robinson) by Princip1914
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
11 Nov 2021
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What if Nandor and Guillermo had sex...and it was excruciatingly awkward afterwards.
Featuring canon typical gore, mocumentary style narrative, Lazslo's extensive collection of erotic paraphernalia, jokes about Ikea, the dreaded Chore Wheel, musings about the nature of love and pain, and footnotes.
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“Warlock,” the severe woman asked, straightening the child’s jacket. “What’s the reason for the season?”
The little boy's eyes lit up. “Gifs” he cried, jumping up and down. “Gifs, gifs, gifs, gifs.” Somewhere at the back of the line, another child started wailing. A little girl waiting behind them, fresh from holiday pictures in a red and green tartan sweater, turned to her mother and said, “but why can’t I open my presents now. I want them now.” The severe woman’s purple painted lips curled into a smile. Behind her sunglasses, one got the impression that her eyes were smiling too. It was not a very nice smile.
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The Fruit of Knowledge by Princip1914
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Sep 2020
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“What do you mean it’s on trial?” Aziraphale spluttered. “Books can’t go to court.”
“Of course they can! And this one--” Crowley took his sunglasses off to wink at Aziraphale. “Most titillating text of the century. It’s harmful to the public good is what it is!”
“What nonsense,” Aziraphale frowned. “Books aren’t harmful.”
OR: In which Madame Bovary sparks some uncomfortable angelic introspection.
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Summer of 1969 Road Trip by Princip1914
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 May 2020
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“What are we playing for? Money? Pride?” Hawkeye toyed with a pawn, running his thumb over the smooth marble head. “Pawn to c3.”
“Let's play for a favor.”
That gave him pause, because BJ had a psyche more labyrinthine than the New York City sewer system, and Hawkeye had wound up on the receiving end of it on more than one unfortunate occasion—enough to make him cautious about nebulous wagers.
“What kind of favor?”
“Any kind. One ask, one ‘yes.’”
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In the months after the end of the war, Hawkeye and BJ begin a game of phone-based correspondence chess. The stakes are simple: whoever wins earns a favor from the other. Hawkeye is willing to take those odds. After all, it's not like BJ would come to Maine to collect, right?
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14 Jun 2026
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“Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you shouldn’t?”
The tell tale creak of Hawkeye’s bunk as he sat down. “I have. All the time.” Hawkeye paused. “Listen, it’s normal. Especially under stress and when you’re hurting for human contact.”
“Yeah,” BJ acquiesced, still not looking across the tent at him. “I guess you’re right.”
“Who is it, Beej?”Bookmarked by Princip1914
11 Jun 2026
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The Kinsey Report, Volume 1 (Korean Edition) by sarapod (four_right_chords)
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
16 Nov 2023
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And that's the whole thing, isn't it? BJ's life has always been buttoned up and by the book. Where would he have met a homosexual? (In his fucking tent, apparently, but that's neither here nor there.)
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10 Jun 2026
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Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happy Hour by BladeoftheNebula
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, MASH (TV)
03 Dec 2023
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“What is your problem?” Steve finally asked, annoyed at the way Stark was acting like there was a storm cloud over his head.
Stark reeled back. “My problem? My fucking problem? You walk around this place with a stick jammed so far up your ass I’m surprised you can even bend over to suture!”
Steve’s jaw dropped. “At least my head isn’t so big it barely fits through the OR doors.”
Dr Steve Rogers is finally assigned to work at the MASH 107 army hospital in Korea, just like he’s been wanting since he was drafted.
Too bad the Chief Surgeon is such an ass.
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30 May 2026
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(There'll Be Bluebirds Over) the Highway to Hell by what_alchemy
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Jan 2013
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Steve Rogers never expected to find himself back in his original body. He also never expected Tony Stark.
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18 May 2026