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Owen sighed as he walked down the halls of Goldsmith's place.
He hadn't particularly wanted to spend his morning dealing with the elder's sired, but here he was.The elder hadn’t told him much. He knew the young Pyro was being ‘punished’ for something, but he didn't know what it was. Or what this punishment entailed exactly.
Taking the key out of his pocket, he unlocked the door where Pyro was being kept.
He didn't know quite what to do with the sight in front of him upon entry.
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Set after ch2 of First Kill, Owen takes care of Pyro's wounds!
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- Part 2 of First Kill
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Flawless was the reason Oda managed to get there in time, but it also showed him exactly what he was missing.
Although, to be fair, he couldn't be held responsible for all the blame. Dazai had gotten himself captured.Knowing what he was walking into did nothing to soften the image in front of him once he bust through the door of the thief's hideout.
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Oda saves Dazai. Just a little Dazai whump for the soulSeries
- Part 3 of Bungou Stray Dogs Oneshots
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“Scar!” This time Grian’s tone was higher, panicked and accusatory. Scar didn’t bother responding, now too focused on looking for anything to light the area with. He didn’t even notice Grian stepping towards him until he’d grabbed his arm.
“We need to go Scar. Now. Is there anywhere you have lit up?”
It took him a second before the epiphany came. “…The waterfall!”
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He’d tried to hold off for as long as he could. Fight the instincts. Tried to sustain himself on the nearby wildlife and occasional scraps the others left him.
But that didn’t happen.As Pyro stood over the still body of his first kill, adrenaline coursing through his veins, still-warm blood drying on his mouth and chin, he didn’t know how to feel.
The man in front of him – a horrific mix of gore and viscera painting the floor, a corpse ripped to shreds in a frenzied attempt to consume every last drop – exemplified this.It was worse than murder. It was a violent slaughter. No respect for the person. It was worse than the fate they — humans — gave to livestock.
So fixated on his bloodied hands, Pyro never heard Scott enter.
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Scott punishing Pyro after he kills Martyn fic so that I can play with fucked up vampire dynamics very much inconsistent with canon, I have only seen two eps. This was fully inspired by @emet-selch-apologism's muzzle art
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- Part 1 of First Kill
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“Shoot me.”
Dazai closed his eyes, feeling almost giddy at the possibility of death that laid ahead of him; Assuming he was wrong, which he almost assuredly was not.
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Dazai POV of that scene in Dazai's entrance exam -
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“You know that was a ridiculously stupid fucking move right?”
Those were the first words Meerkatnip said to him upon his return. Her tone was dry as ever to the normal listener, but Nic almost thought he caught at least a hint of concern.-
Conversation between MK and Nic post season 1 (I think - sorry there's too many events in woods for me to remember the exact timeline, it's kinda vague about the details)
(Prompt was from the whumpril 2024 prompt list Day 5: Reckless. Credit to @whumpril on tumblr for that list!)
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Liars Are Not Believed Even When They Speak the Truth by ProcrastinatingAuthor
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
02 Aug 2025
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Placing his elbows on the folder and clasping his hands in front of his face, he looked straight at both of the teens.
“I have a new job for you two. Recently we’ve intercepted some messages between one of our weapons dealers and a new group working out of Osaka Bay. It seems for the past few months, some of our arms have been being redirected over there. There isn’t much known about the leader, just that he goes by the name ‘A’. We’re working on the assumption he’s a skill user, but nobody’s been able to get close enough to figure out what it could be.
“I want you both to go investigate the situation discreetly, and take out the necessary targets before they start to encroach more on our territory. Leave for Osaka tomorrow and be ready for when the next shipment arrives.”--
Eventual soukoku a/b/o mission fic with angst and hurt/comfort
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The Russian, the Suicide and the Angry by ProcrastinatingAuthor
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
03 Jan 2025
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Coming in, Fyodor beelined to Dazai’s lap, sitting on it and facing Chuuya, smirking.
Chuuya, still scowling, began to feel jealous like never before. That was his Dazai lap. It wasn’t like it was comfortable or anything. Dazai is all bone, no muscle, no frills. But Chuuya’s got muscle. How can Fyodor, boney-boy #2 even sit there? It’s like stacking two folding chairs on top of one another, except more sexy.“Get off him.” Chuuya growled.
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Sure it hurt like a bitch, but it was a 70/20 chance the knife had only grazed his kidney. The last 10 percent was for the off-chance the grunt had managed to hit his pancreas.
Dazai was pretty sure he’d be feeling a lot more of the effects of blood loss if that was the case.
No, he just needed to get back to his crate and deal with it.
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Dazai is stabbed on a mission but it's okaySeries
- Part 2 of Bungou Stray Dogs Oneshots
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The offices were quiet, everyone at their desks, doing their respective work. Kunikida typing away on his computer, Atsushi writing up a report. Dazai, head on his arms, sleeping through what the rest assumed was another hangover.
A normal Wednesday afternoon.
That is until the shrill ringing of Dazai's phone disrupted the silence.“YOU PIECE OF SHIT HAVE YOU BEEN GIVING OUT MY NUMBER AGAIN?”
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Just a silly short fic of Chuuya being mad
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- Part 1 of Bungou Stray Dogs Oneshots
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Luz had argued vehemently against this plan. To her credit, the thought of stepping foot back into the castle after what he’d seen in Belos’ mind was enough to send him into a hand shaking, stomach knotting, vision blurring kind of panic. The kind of panic where all he could hear was ringing in his ears as images of his predecessors’ fates at Belos’ hands spiraled in his mind.
But he also knew he was the only one who could do this job. He knew all the castle’s secret passages, knew the fastest way to the library.
So, they devised a plan.
Hunter and Flapjack would head out and wait until a friend of Eda’s gave the signal that the meeting was starting. They’d sneak in, locate as many books as they could find, and sneak out, meeting back up at the checkpoint (the sewers by the castle).
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Hunter post Hollow Mind sneaks back into the castle to get books and definitely doesn't have some fun childhood memories -
Dagger of the Heart and Mind by ProcrastinatingAuthor
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
03 Feb 2024
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"Sylnan?"
The half-elf looked to his brother, "Yeah?"
"Why do you say 'dagger' weirdly?"
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Alternate name: Dagger into the Dagger-verse / Chekhov's dagger -
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Their adventures were supposed to be fun. Yeah sometimes things got out of hand, and she wasn't going to say their work didn't have a degree of danger involved, but c'mon. A few scraped knees sure, but watching Finn get thrown off Dolos' ship, with no gear and a clear concussion...
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He knew she wouldn’t be there, Couldn’t possibly be here.
It’s been thirty years for Christ’s sake.
Yet he couldn’t stop that childish hope. The wish that one day she would defy all logic again. But this time by returning to them.---
Little angsty thing of Mulder wanting to find his sister, but like. It's based on a single scene from Agent of Chaos- Language:
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When Radar came in with the news Hawk was elbows deep in another meatball surgery. He tried his best to compartmentalize the pain, finishing up the surgery as fast as he could without compromising the patient’s safety.
But as soon as he was out of that operating room it all came crashing down.
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super short but I was too angry about 3x24--- Language:
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It’s Superficial Love, I Promise. by ProcrastinatingAuthor
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
20 May 2022
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Erik grimaced as he walked into Charles’ office, seeing the red soaked bandage on his temple.
“Guess what they say about head injuries are true.” Charles said, without looking up from the papers on his desk.---
Super short soft cherik scene bc im in brain rot -
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The bags under his eyes had their own bags, his hair was a mess - as though his fingers had run through it a few hundred times - and his clothes were the same as Vippin had seen when he’d said his goodbyes on Saturday.
He sighed. Clearly the professor hadn’t left. This wasn’t the first time the man had done this, but it had been a good year. And recently with his frequent excursions with Anne, Vippin had thought maybe he wouldn’t get so sucked into work but alas, there they were.
“Professor?”
“Vippin?” Jeremy looked up from his work, squinting up at him as his glasses were absent. Seeing him head on just emphasized his gaunt look. “What? What are you doing here? It’s…” He trailed off, lifting his phone to check the date, only to see that it was dead.
“It’s Monday- were you...here all weekend?”~~
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"The-the stop sign." He slurred again, pointing blinding at the wall. "We have to stop. It's against the law not to."
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“Babe, what’s wrong?”
It had started as a hang nail that grew to span the whole length of his nail bed, travelling down, painting his thumb in more and more red. Closing his eyes he took a deep breath, waiting for the adrenaline to dissipate. Desperately trying to pull away from the vicious spiral he’d once again fallen into.
“I’m not quite sure."
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Cheering up Chris (AKA How Buck Joined Diaz Family Night) by ProcrastinatingAuthor
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
28 Apr 2021
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Tuesday nights were reserved as Diaz family night. Eddie picked up Christopher from school and they spent the day together. It was Eddie’s way of having quality time with his son, amidst their chaotic schedules. But recently he’d been needed on some new project and so those family nights were now few and far between. So Christopher was predictably disappointed when his father was once again working late.
Buck though, decided quickly there was no way he could let this continue. For one, it physically hurt him to see Chris so sad, but two, there was no way he was letting Chris be sad while hanging out with him. He had a reputation to uphold
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(Buck and Chris dance to Walking on Sunshine bc its a bop)