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Megatron and Optimus bang each other. For peace. That’s totally the only reason.
Set post-war in the TFOne universe.
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Minimus is trapped off-ship with Megatron and nowhere to void. Megatron doesn’t really see the problem, but he does his best to help anyway. Meanwhile, Rodimus suffers, but in like, a sexy way.
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“So I should just, what,” Minimus bristled. “Void on the floor?” He ignored the way his waste outlet tried to twitch open at the thought.
“Yes,” said Megatron, sounding mildly perplexed. “It would not cause any significant issue, and would alleviate your physical discomfort.”
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Close Pickup by Pseudorandom_Number
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
13 Jul 2023
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“Oh, Starscream,” Soundwave let Megatron’s voice play again, condescending and amused. “Really?”
Soundwave borrows the Decepticon leader’s voice to chastise Starscream. Starscream really wishes he didn’t find that sexy.
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Catching Breaths by Pseudorandom_Number
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jul 2022
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The thing is, Meng Yao knows perfectly well what Sect Leader Lan wants. He had foolishly hoped that the man was too kind to ask for it.
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This is completely written for the let Meng Yao have sex issues but also enjoyable sex agenda
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so this is love by Pseudorandom_Number for Hyraeth (Qualyn)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Dec 2021
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Nie Mingjue gets married to the loves of his life.
3zun winter exchange gift for Hyraeth!
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Jazz considered himself an artist, too, but that wasn’t going to stop him from reaching down and snapping a spar of cinnabar from one of the formations. It was almost disappointing how normal the sound was. He’d expected tolling bells, or ominous silence, or-
“Let the crystals be.”
-Or a low, smooth voice right behind him, where no one was supposed to be able to sneak up.
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Jazz knows better than anyone that it's a bad decision to fall in love with the fae.Jazz also knows better than anyone how bad decisions and good decisions switch places.
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16 Jun 2026
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say it like you mean it by Engineer_On_A_Tirade (Mother_of_Robots), maple_tea
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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It's no secret Jazz and Prowl don't like each other - and neither of them pretends otherwise.
One argument. One closed office door.One debrief that doesn't go to plan.
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24 May 2026
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We Can Meet Again Somewhere by thatisnotokay
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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"Speaking from a selfish perspective, I hope you stay. But, we also have another offer."
Ryland looks down at his best friend, eyebrow raised. Curiosity pushes the burgeoning tightness enough for him to ignore. "Yeah? What's that, Rock?"
"We can build onto the Hail Mary— a spaceship large enough to carry you, me, and other scientists. We go to Earth with you," Rocky trills. Ryland can't believe his ears. Rocky's carapace tilts in the way that means he's smiling. "We live on Earth, learn from the humans, and return in our own time."
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Or, Rocky offers to travel back to Earth with Grace. Featuring best mate Adrian- Language:
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19 May 2026
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Like What I Like, the Bizarre Type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ by GlitterGluwu
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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After a long, long courtship, Jazz and Soundwave are finally getting married - and everyone (except Skywarp and Starscream) is invited! It's been hard, making their relationship work on opposing sides of a war, but they keep it professional and serve as a shining inspiration to all. All throughout either army one can hear the rallying cry - JazzWave OTP!
Right. Anyway, Prowl is losing his fucking mind.
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16 Apr 2026
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An old gladiator wakes beneath unfamiliar skies and follows the endless night, drawn by a longing his spark refuses to forget.
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07 Apr 2026