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    “So, about your, uh… girlfriend,” Monster Kid stammers. “Are you guys, like… fighting? She’s way scarier than usual…”

    From across the schoolyard Susie shoves Snowy out of her way remorselessly, almost crushing the apple juice in her hand from the might of her grip. Everyone stares fearfully as she passes.

    “I’m working on it,” Kris says.

    Kris has never been witness to a functional relationship, but they'll fight tooth and nail to set their own example.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Wei Wuxian sits up a little further. Then instantly regrets it. “Go to bed, Jiang Cheng,” he groans. “I’ll live.”

    “Will you?” Jiang Cheng says. “Because if you die in my guest room, Gusu Lan will have my head.”

    He and Jin Ling really are the same person, sometimes. Wei Wuxian considers pointing out, again, that he is nowhere near dying, but he lets it go. He’s tired. And it’s apparently not helping. “Not all of Gusu Lan,” he says mildly. “I think the elders would send gifts.”

    (Or: an unexpected stay in Lotus Pier.)

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    25 May 2026

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    Wen Ruohan takes Wei Wuxian home.

    Or: a story about gifting the mountains and seas for love.

    [Translated from Chinese with permission from the author. Original fic here.]

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    25 May 2026

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    HR Case File #1713C
    Compiled by Lan Xichen

    Note: Upon receipt of an anonymous complaint, I have compiled and examined the following documents to determine whether any company policies on workplace relationships have been violated, and the results are inconclusive.

    Subject: Concerning Dress Code Violation

    Wei Wuxian,

    Multiple employees have raised a concern with your attire today. Please be advised that T-shirts are not in line with our employee dress code. In particular, a T-shirt that says “Freak in the Spreadsheets” is not appropriate. I am attaching a copy of our dress code policy to this email. Read it carefully and ensure your clothing is in compliance going forward.

    Regards,
    Lan Wangji
    Director of Human Resources

    OR: life is tough for a new employee and an hr director who just can't see eye to eye

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    02 May 2026

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    The Hualian Cherry Magic AU that no one asked for but I need to fuel my soul.

    To Xie Lian’s utter dismay, the jolt as the elevator started to move again caused Hua Cheng to lose his footing and fall into him, practically pinning him into the corner. There was no avoiding the deep tones of Hua Cheng’s thoughts, somehow even deeper than his voice was in real life.

    "I’m touching him."

    There was a slight panic laced into the thought, as though he was absolutely mortified. Xie Lian figured that made sense. After all, Hua Cheng had his reputation as the office’s star employee to uphold, and he doubted that being seen in such proximity to Xie Lian would do much good for him. The next rush of thoughts was just as panicked as the first, a tone that he had never heard his coworker use out loud before.

    "He smells so good, what is that? Flowers? Does he use a floral shampoo? Fuck that’s adorable."

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    Or, Xie Lian gains the ability to read minds on his 30th birthday and discovers that his coworker is crushing on him, hard.

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    28 Apr 2026