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    Optimus Prime drives Jazz insane by refusing to die. Jazz drives Optimus Prime insane by refusing to explain whether he sleeps in a maintenance duct or not.

    They become best friends.

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    08 Nov 2025

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    “You’re dead. Are you an idiot? Go back to being dead.”

    “Huh,” Optimus Prime – who is very much not dead – looks at Megatron like he’s the one being unreasonable. As if Megatron is the one who’s supposed to be dead and who's supposed to stay dead instead of haunting him like some…like a–

    “Ghost,” Not Dead Prime says. “I think I’m a ghost.”
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    or: Optimus Prime played hero too hard and died saving Cybertron, trusting Megatron to pick up the pieces of their struggling people and lead them all into the future. Megatron thinks it'd be Pits of a lot easier without said Idiot Prime walking through his walls and knocking shit off his desk and asking, "hey, being dead is boring, mind saving the world and bringing me back to life?"

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    07 Nov 2025

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    Mother is crying. What a terrible son you are. 

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    28 Mar 2025

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    While looking for a way to help Vash off Knives’ arc after Volume 7, Wolfwood stumbles upon the wreckage of an old ship… and video evidence of a diary Knives kept during his first year of life.

    (Fan comic drawn in 2020).

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    01 Mar 2025

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    Miracle on Gunsmoke! When the beloved angel Vash the Stampede visits the poor and downtrodden, hope follows in his wake. His mission may save humanity or destroy it, but only one thing is certain: that he's the most obnoxious brother of all time.

    Meanwhile, travelling physician Millions Knives just wants to atone for his past by saving lives and taking care of his brother once and for all. Life would be a lot easier if he could just kill off the female reporters and bratty priest dragging him around, but apparently murder was bad or something. It's going to be a long road to July.

    Roleswap AU.

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    01 Mar 2025

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    Nicholas D. Wolfwood has taken over sign duty for Saint Michael’s. Across the street, Vash Saverem is giving out free hugs.

    When Nicholas finally looks up, it’s to find a tall blond in an oversized red coat waving frantically at him from across the street. So, that’s who’s been yelling variations on ‘hey!’ for the last two minutes. He cups a gleaming metal hand around his mouth to shout. “I like your sign!”

    The sign in question is Saint Michael’s. And it now reads HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING? TRY ONE OF OUR SERMONS.

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    11 Feb 2025

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    Before the young god-prince learns of his mother and plots his escape, Zagreus wishes for a bit of earth to plot a garden.

    The prince consults Achilles, of all souls, about the act of growing things. Asks for Achilles to describe to him the plants and flowers and trees of the surface world, from the shape of their leaves to their texture and smell. Asks how deep the roots of trees go, what it is like to sit beneath their shade, and listens raptly to all Achilles says of the worms and beetles who live in the dirt.

    “I’m afraid I rather took it all for granted.” Achilles admits, ashamed, one day-or-night as Zagreus sits cross-legged on the floor of his chambers patiently while Achilles tries, and fails, to draw a passable image of an olive tree on a sheet of parchment.

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    04 Jan 2025

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    Dave is following the plan, living on borrowed time until he can do what a big brother should and get everyone the fuck out of their terrible lives and start living for real. Until then, it’s really not the right time to be anyone’s soulmate. Hopefully the people on his skin won’t have any conflicting plans. Dirk also has a plan, to be actually useful to his big brother no matter what it takes, something that will definitely not have any unexpected consequences at all.

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    21 Nov 2024

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    While at the Great Hall, Olruggio learns of Atwert’s new spell: one to restore memories erased by magic. But in the time it takes to bring that spell home to Qifrey, something strange happens... and Olruggio is left staring at his oldest, dearest friend, knowing
    e x a c t l y
    what
    he did.

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    01 Nov 2024

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    The newspaper cutting on the wall reads a loud headline:

    "Stanford Filbrick Pines, author and scholar, reported missing in Oregon."

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    26 Sep 2024

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    a post-canon continuation of what i think should happen next, featuring some gentle backstory editing for the sake of the au.

    also, #letmabelsayfuck2021

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    20 Sep 2024

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    The ticket to the future is blank, and that means you get to decide where you want to go. When everything's stacked against you, when you're all out of luck, that's when you claw and fight for yourself.
    You are more than your body.
    You are more than your past.
    A series about grabbing the narrative by the throat and writing a better ending for yourself and the ones you love.

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    13 Jul 2024

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    Young Izuku nods. He’s still pale, with a careful blankness to his face, and his shoulders tremble slightly when he moves. In a small, sure voice, he says, “I’ve thought about what you told me, and what I’ve seen. And there’s only one explanation: I’m dead.”

    “Ah,” says Mirio.

    Izuku rubs his forehead with the heel of his hand. “We should probably just call Mr. Aizawa.”

    ---

    There are versions of himself that Izuku wishes he could bury.

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    09 Dec 2023

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    i am whiplashing from cackling to holding back genuine tears of grief. god damn.

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    Chapters:
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    05 Aug 2023

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    20 Jun 2023

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    Deception has gotten the best of Miles Morales for a good couple years now. Its tracked him down and resurfaced like weeds between his feet at every moment he’d least expected it. He’ll admit, he has a long way to go when it comes to knowing who to trust and who might be secretly trying to kill you and/or lie to you about your very existence.

    But hey, everybody’s gotta learn somewhere right?

    (or,

    Miles Morales, recently landed in Earth 42, has had enough of everyone’s shit and he’s going to save his dad or so help him he’ll lose his mind.

    Miles Morales 42, just wants to know what the /hell/ is up with his doppelgänger.)

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    Chapters:
    11/11
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    15 Jun 2023

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    Piece by piece, Denji's family comes back together.

    Please note that Intersection and Contract of Remembrance take place at roughly the same time. You can begin the series with either fic.

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    09 Dec 2022

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    Peter Nureyev has spent most of the first eight years of his life on the streets of Brahma, hungry and afraid and remembering only his name. Juno Steel has spent most of the first ten years of his life in Oldtown, stuck in a too-small apartment with a brother who loves him and a mother who blames him for something he doesn't understand.

    There are millions of lightyears between their two planets, too many for them to ever meet—at least not for another few decades. That is, until Peter Nureyev finds himself huddled in the back of a cargo shuttle headed for Hyperion City, Mars.

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    Comments:
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    29 Sep 2022

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    With all of Wild’s strangeness and lack of knowledge the rest of the chain spent a lot of time wondering what his adventure was like. Whenever someone asked he usually responded with “I woke up, traveled to the big black smoky place, killed the thing in it, and called it a day.”

    No one could get him to elaborate.

    In other words Wild speed runs his adventure and gets portaled to the others 2 days afterwards. It changes some things about the direction the newest adventure takes. Other things stay about the same.

    (Chain meets Wild and decides to go on his actual journey with him because it turns out when you skip the cut scenes in real life you don't get a handy dandy reminder of the information you missed.)

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
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    09 Aug 2022

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    Cinderella, as told from a plastic deck chair while drunk at 1 AM.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    1,366
    Kudos:
    3,055
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    1,422
    Hits:
    35,883

    05 Jul 2022

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