Rantceratops



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    When left with a half-demon child, Celine decides to take advantage of the creature's nature and raise it as a weapon.

    Rumi knows what she is; she is a hunting dog aiding her demon hunters. She will be good, she will be useful; if not, she will be put down.

    Mira and Zoey hate this.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Zoey hums and grinds her ass down into Rumi’s lap again. “You’re very lucky. She’s beautiful, as are you.”

    Rumi blinks, her mind clouded with thoughts of Zoey’s ass, Zoey’s breasts, Zoey, Zoey, Zoey. “Wait, what?”

    "Your fiancée, I’m sad she didn’t take me up on my offer. I’d love to have you both watching me.”

    Rumi gapes and wrenches her head back to look up at the dancer. “M-Mira?! No, no! She’s not—We’re not—” She stammers, “I’m engaged to Jinu—A man—he’s currently getting a lap dance too”

    Zoey pauses her grinding and hip rolling.

    Two bars of the song pass, Zoey watching Rumi and Rumi gaping back at her.

    Zoey shrugs, a small, knowing smile curling the corner of her lips. “Could’ve fooled me.” She says

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    Rumi’s bachelorette party was supposed to be harmless fun.

    Between her fiancé, her best friend with unresolved history, and a dancer who sees her a little too clearly, Rumi's forced to confront feelings she’s spent years burying.

    Sometimes, the most dangerous thing isn’t falling in love — it’s realizing you already have.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    “The fans are eating up you being a romantic,” Rumi informs her with a smile. “They think it’s cute.”
    Mira frowns, pausing her scratching under Derpy's chin (he does not seem to mind. Or notice. Honestly, Mira's not exactly sure if the tiger is even aware that he's alive, sometimes…). “I’m not supposed to be cute. Zoey is cute-”
    “Aw, thank you!”
    “-you are cute, puppies are cute, Derpy is cute.”
    “Mira you’re very, very cute,” Zoey disagrees loudly from where she’s poking at a pot on the stove.
    “No, I- ugh. Whatever, not the point. Why did you two say that, anyway, about me being some closet romantic?”
    Rumi blinks at her. “Because… you are?”
    “I am not- when have you ever seen me fawn over someone opening a door?” Mira scoffs, resuming her ministrations on their fluffy visitor.
    “Never, but-”
    "So why did you do that? Now people think I'm some swooning idiot."
    “Right, no- Mira, I meant that you like to do those things.”
    “Duh,” Zoey calls helpfully from the kitchen.

    In which Mira decides to sweep Rumi and Zoey off their feet, and Rumi and Zoey are too stupid (affectionate) to realize it.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Rumi touched her fingers to her ribs. She could feel the heat radiating from her skin, even through her clothes. A distant, miserable part of her said, this is going to hurt.

    She pushed her fingers down.

    The rib shifted.

    The thing about telling one very big lie is that it requires a foundation of hundreds of smaller lies to hold it up, lies such as "I'm fine," and "nothing's broken," and "it doesn't hurt."

    Rumi finds this out the hard way.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “Just-” Zoey stepped forward and brought her hands up to the edge of Rumi’s top, “can you let us take care of you for once?”

    Zoey’s fingers brushed against Rumi’s stomach, making her heart skip a beat. What did Zoey mean by that?

    As if to answer her question, Zoey’s fingers trailed to the zipper for Rumi’s top. She felt her cheeks heat up.

    “You mean- the bath-?”

    “I think it can fit all three of us,” Mira said as Rumi felt more purple strands come loose.

    or, after the final battle, Rumi deserves a little TLC from her girls.

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    01 Jun 2026