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  1. Rec 9

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    One vorn after an unknown evil-doer committed the heinous crime of an attempted poisoning against Megatron and Optimus Prime, what peacetime means for a newly-united Cybertron takes a sudden turn for the worse as paranoia and distrust reach an all-time high. In order to prevent further fracture, Optimus Prime takes it upon himself to remedy the situation the only way he knows how; by proposing a bond to The Mighty Lord Megatron of Tarn—much to the horror of every other Cybertronian.

    To combat the scandal of his own doing, Optimus Prime takes it upon himself to ensure his once-in-a-lifetime bonding ceremony goes without a hitch.

    It does not. 

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    04 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 17

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    Deadlock loved lazy nights with Ratchet. For many reasons, of course, but this was certainly one of the best.

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    01 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 45

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    Decepticon darling (and Megatron's frequent berthmate) Hot Rod found it all too easy to don the name Rodimus and "join up" with the Autobots, all while funneling information back to his 'Con buddies. He had thought that it might take time to get to know their beloved leader, but, well...

    It turned out that it was even easier to get underneath Optimus's panels.

    He couldn't wait to tell Megatron about this.

    (Re: Dubious Consent: everyone consents to directly having sex and has an excellent time doing so. See author's notes for more detailed warnings.)

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    30 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 6

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    You ever wonder where medical milk comes from?

     

    Deadlock finds out.

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    27 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 28

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    “Hey, if we could, what would you name our sparkling?”

    “Don’t be ridiculous, Pax. You know we can’t have them.”

    What an absurd question that was, everyone knew that cogless bots were infertile. D-16 should have known that he would not get to spend his break peacefully when Pax had suggested they went to the rooftop.

    “That’s why I said ‘if we could’. Come on, Dee. Imagine it a little. Isn’t it nice to let yourself dream once in a while? You’d be such a good carrier.”

    Some time after the banishment to the surface, Megatron emerged a sparkling with red and blue frame with the familiar finials. He contemplated.

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    25 Jun 2026