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There is a dick on his face. There is a big, bold dick drawn onto his face in black permanent marker, and though Jeongguk scrubs and scrubs and scrubs until his forehead is red, he only succeeds in smudging it around.
He pumps a fistful of soap onto the towel and renews his efforts with twice the vigor. He has hagwon later today, and he’d rather step on Legos than go there like this. Maybe, he thinks, pausing for a second to examine the state of the dick, his parents will allow him to skip just this once. Does this count as a medical emergency? Jeongguk isn’t sure, but his hands are shaky and the towel is shaky and he’s growing more panicked by the second because it won’t come off.
He’s going to die. He’s going to die of public humiliation in front of everyone, and then he’s going to come back to life and kill his soulmate, because who the fuck draws a dick on their forehead knowing full well that it’ll show up on someone else, too?
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21 Jun 2026
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A series of drabbles wherein salaryman Jungkook, urged by his hyungs to install a dating app to combat his extreme introversion, meets fellow salaryman Taehyung (extrovert).
They fall madly in love.
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Tae: gasp jungkook-ssiiiii u wanna vid call with me???
Tae: thats surprisingly forward of u 👀“Oh no, he thinks I want to have FaceTime sex with him!” Jungkook screeches. Jin smacks him on the head.
“That is not what he meant!”
Me: NO my friends think ur a catfish thats why
“Wow, Kook,” Yoongi deadpans.
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21 Jun 2026
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"So you two aren't dating?"
"Nah, man, we're just best bros. I mean like, if I was gay, and that's a very big if, then I would be on my knees right now sucking his dick. But I am very straight, so Jeon's dick is nowhere near my mouth."
Jeongguk nods convicingly. "I like pussy."
Namjoon puts his face in his hands and screams.
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20 Jun 2026
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Jeongguk falls in love with Taehyung when he’s 15. Problem is, he never quite learns how to fall out.
In short - theirs is a love story a long time in the making.
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19 Jun 2026
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“Did you just watch Jungkook eat an entire pomegranate?”
Taehyung looks up, flummoxed. He tries to think of a suitable response. He lands on: “No.”
Jimin nods slowly, phone resting on his chest. “Alright.”
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18 Jun 2026