RoboBearMagnet
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Ult Dirk and Commander Karkat, they fight a lot but the sex is always great.
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Dirk has been busy for much too long, and Dave left to die of boredom in the sickly summer heat all by himself. At this point, Dave is frustrated and curious. Frustrated because its been two whole weeks since he managed a good jerk off, and curious because of some internet randos had suggested these... dubious substances in an online forum he started.
And, well, to say the least, Dave has never been good at controlling his impulses. Maybe he'll be able to finally drag Dirk out of his room with these things if he plays his cards right...
He does, but not in the way he planned. My, my, Dave, when will you ever learn.
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Romeo and Juliet except it's Dirk and Jake by rhubarbarian, RoboBearMagnet, seademons
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Jun 2020
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Have you heard of Romeo and Juliet? Now imagine that but with Dirk and Jake instead. Yes. While we're at it, how about we add in a complex tunnel structure jutting out the back of Dave's closet where he encounters a shadowy figure that falls in love with him? Hold that thought.
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Everyone knows Zoro has the perfect boyfriend—tall, blonde, and handsome. He cooks Zoro’s bento every day, fights as well as Zoro does, and has the clearest, bluest eyes mankind has ever seen.
Everyone also knows this “boyfriend” doesn’t actually exist.
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23 Aug 2025
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Angel doesn't want to have sex, not tonight. He plays house, tries making Valentino a nice dinner instead. Like a real boyfriend might.
Valentino shows him what happens when he says no.
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28 Mar 2024
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I AM UNWEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE BLATANT GASLIGHTING, hrghskajhdkajhsdkasjdlakjsda the fucking subtitles, val blatantly ignoring angel & having a better time texting voxxy, and angel being upset bc he thinks valentino is his boyfriend??? THAT reality came down fast, gawddayum, and lord almighty, the fear I felt when Valentino accepted his no. The dread. The horror. I've never been happier my fears were warranted, angel im so sorry that your pain is simply delicious. THANK YOU YET AGAIN FOR INCREDIBLE FOOD, I'll be cookin up spaghetti tomorrow in honor of this fic
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Valentino crosses a line and flirts with Alastor. Vox punishes him by fucking Angel and making him watch.
Bookmarked by RoboBearMagnet
27 Mar 2024
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You're my favorite voxval + side slut angel author now.
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Valentino doesn’t think Vox’s mind control works on him at all.
Vox tests that theory.
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- Part 1 of Give and Take
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27 Mar 2024
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hrgehrbejfhejtwofjosjfoeg Vox noting all the differences between Val's usual person and how he acts with pure, unadulterated desire, has me by the goddamn THROAT.
They both crave power, yet still prefer an even playing field between them!! fuck!! I am unwell!!!time to eat all authors fics right the fuck now
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“It’s his goal. Those three simple words. If he could get to hear them once, could let the reality of their meaning and spoken existence occupy his mind for only a few indiscernible moments, then maybe, Vox could learn to see the appeal of this god forsaken holiday. He might even learn to ‘love’ it too.”
Or: Vox hates Valentine’s Days. His prick of a ‘wife’ is just too damn hard to please.
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- Part 1 of Soft Literature and Gnashing Teeth
Bookmarked by RoboBearMagnet
26 Feb 2024
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My perfect pathetic and lovesick voxy ♡♡♡ And extemsively spanish valentino mi AMORSH. Te adoro, val, cabronxito de merda
Thank you so much for the perfect Valentines voxval fic!!